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New Website Offers Everything You Ever Wanted In a Girlfriend – Except Sex

Invisible Girlfriend
Invisible Girlfriend

Well, all we can say is that the state of personal relationships must really be going down the proverbial crapper in order to warrant the use of this new service, aimed at bamboozling your family and friends into believing you have a girlfriend.

Apparently, Invisible Girlfriend was developed for the career minded male that would prefer to focus on his work and have a virtual girlfriend than actually take some time off every once in a while to have an legitimate relationship with a real person.

For as little as $9.99 per month, a man can subscribe for the “Just Talking” package, which offers automated phone calls and interactive texts. Some more expensive packages offer features such as custom girlfriend characterization and live phone calls.

Now, while we are alright with the concept of a service that allows us to send text messages, voicemails, and even update our statuses on Facebook to read “in a relationship, but what about the most important aspect – the sex?

Guess when things get that complicated in the virtual world, there is always good old fashion prostitution to fall back on.

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