New Dark Horse (Pony?) Presidential Candidate [VIDEO]

I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that the 'Powers-That-Be' are not going to let Ron Paul have an honest chance at the GOP nomination for 2012.  Let's face it, there's NOTHING honest about elections anymore.  Why bother with debates... long, drawn out campaigns...party nominating conventions...or elections?  The candidates (Mitt Romney vs Obama?), and most likely, the eventual winner has probably already been decided.  Give them the f-ing title, move them into the big white house, and let's get on with our miserable, mis-represented lives.

With those thoughts running through my head, I've decided to donate my time, money, and energy to a candidate who has about as much chance as Ron Paul to win a nomination...but who will be a helluva lot more fun to watch lose!  Vote early, vote often...vote VERMIN IN 2012!