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Nerdy High School Senior Scores Porn Star Prom Date via Twitter

I don’t know about you, but for me High School sucked. I hated the classes. I hated most of the kids. I couldn’t get laid. And the few sexual experiences I did have were so bad it almost completely turned me off chicks! (Thank God I discovered the strip club and realized not all chicks are stuck-up; some of them are just drunks.)

That’s why we need to make sure Mike Stone gets some.

Stone is a nerdy high school senior with a love for NASCAR, he’s never been laid (I had to ask), and he didn’t have a fighting chance with any girls at school — even the ones who’re legally blind! (I made that last part up, but that doesn’t make it any less true.)

So, in an effort to have a better Prom than any of us ever experienced, he took to Twitter and started asking Pornstars for a date. After 600 tweets and endless hours in front of a computer screen, he finally found one willing to take him up on his offer: the lovely Megan Piper. Hell, I wouldn’t mind a date with her myself!

All the kid needs now is a couple hundred bucks ($460 bucks to be more precise) to fly her from Los Angeles to Oakdale, Minnesota for his prom at Tartan High School. And I say we help the kid out! He said he doesn’t have a Paypal account, so how the hell we get him the money? You can contact him on Twitter here. I have the feeling if we don’t give this kid a helping hand now, he’ll be using his on Prom night.

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