Dear Rihanna,

You are hot. I am sure you know this, as we have had special "pause-and-toss" moments, which I am sure you have unknowingly shared with many guys.

The reason for my letter to you, is because you just got the 10-pole salute because your new song samples Metallica's "Wherever I May Roam". I certainly hope you treat the Metallica boys well, as we know how they are about illegal downloading.

I hope you don't mind, I have a copy for Metallica to hear, if they haven't hear it yet. They need the props, since they are aren't getting much love after their album with Lou Reed.

 

Rihanna, stay hot and I will be sleeping well tonight. See you on the Google Image searches.

Steve King