Cunning Linguists Sue For Wrongful Termination
Back in November of 2009, 30-year-old Alini Brito and 34-year-old Cindy Mauro were teachers at James Madison High School in Brooklyn, New York. Alini was a Spanish teacher, Cindy was a French teacher. During a student talent show, they ducked out and went to a classroom together. That’s where a janitor said he found them . . . having a LESBIAN SEX PARTY. He said he found Alini topless and Cindy fully naked, kneeling down, performing on her. Both Alini and Cindy were fired. They claim the entire thing was the janitor’s imagination running wild. They say that Alini’s diabetes was acting up, and Cindy was helping give her candy and sugar. The janitor swears he saw what he saw.Anyway, Cindy and Alini just filed a lawsuit against New York City for $2 MILLION for wrongful termination.Their lawyer says, quote, “They’ve had to deal with these false allegations of engaging in lesbian sex. It’s been painful. Aside from losing their jobs, their reputations have been ruined.”
And this is where we come in. In reality we don’t care really about what happens to them because the point is we’ve already imagined them doing the dirty and they are both mighty fine and that’s all that counts. However, the diabetes thing is a little far fetched. As one who has watched a lot of lesbian porn, I have never confused it with giving someone candy and sugar for diabetes. On the plus side, the next time I see a hot lady with diabetes and she’s having a fit….I’ll know what to do.