Lap Dances For The Kids [PIC]
When you think about kids at Christmas, what comes to mind? Santa Claus? Elves? Snow? Helping the needy? That’s it, helping the needy! And The Admiral Theatre in Chicago (a strip-club) is here to help with Lap Dance for Needy.
From now through Saturday, this high-class house of nudity will be bumping and grinding on you for donation to help those who can’t afford a lap dance. All you have to do is bring a new unwrapped toy to The Admiral Theatre in Chicago and you get a free lap dance.
Don’t bring a ton of toys, because it is limited to one lap dance per person.
But wait, there’s more!
Looks like The Admiral Theatre has put together a “Stripper-fied” version of the Nutcracker as part of their 12 days of XXX-mas. Now if we can pressure the Strip Clubs to do that here.