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Kinky And Innapropriate Christmas Gifts [PIC]

Secret Santa time is here. You have to get something, but you don't know where to start. Well, if you are looking for a list of gifts that fits that “hard to buy for” person, then wait no longer, here it is.


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I'm A HO HO HO

I didn't think the saying was, "When the shirt fits". However...
 
 
 
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Meet Me Under The Mistletoe

Shouldn't that really say "Meat" me under the Mistletoe?
 
 
 
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Santa and Candy Cane Vibrators

So, Ladies, if you use this, does this put you on the "Naughty" or "Nice" list? Or Both?
 
 
 
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Deck My Balls in Your Boughs of Holly

WTF does that mean? Unless her name is Holly, I am thinking of nothing but pain.
 
 
 
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Human Santapede

This looks worse than it is? No, it is that bad.
 
 
 
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Jingle Balls

Ring Bell for service.
 
 
 
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Kmart Elf

Guys, this should turn the woman in your life on...just say, "Hey baby, want the Blue Light Special?"
 
 
 
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Lesbian Ornament

Nothing says, love like Lesbians at Christmas. (I want one of these for our tree)
 
 
 
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Pecker Hat

Hey, even Jr. gets cold too. This way we can be a grower AND a shower. The full 3", not the turtle.
 
 
 
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Santa's Lil Slut

Honestly...That puts you on the Nice List. The only requirement is that you just have to prove it to Santa.
 
 
 
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Stockings

Just make sure these are hung by the chimney with care.
 
 
 

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