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Kate Upton, Burgers, and Mayo…Oh My! [VIDEO]

Kate Upton - Carl's Jr

I, for one, love burgers. Big, fat, juicy burgers. The kind we just can’t seem to get in Shreveport (Can someone open a Port O’ Call here, for God’s sake?!?!?!?). I also like to dip my fries in mayo, not catsup. Don’t judge until you’ve tried it. It’s truly magic in your mouth. And I’m also quite fond of Kate Upton. Not as a food source, as such…but, I would drink her bath water through a straw to wash down my burger, if that counts…

All of that to get to this…Car’s Jr. (I’ve never had one of their burgers – I’m sure it’s no In-N-Out – but the burger looks decent) has made another one of those commercials. You know the ones I’m talking about about…some model, actress, or wanna be celebrity (Paris Hilton, anyone?), wallowing around half-naked while gobbling down a Carl’s Jr. burger. Well, this time, they’ve hit the trifecta: Burger, semi-nudity, and KATE FRIGGIN’ UPTON!!! The only bad thing I can say about this commercial is that there’s NOT ENOUGH nudity, and I’m not in it with her!!! On the other hand, I’m thinking Carl’s Jr. wasted their money. Who’s gonna notice the damn burger?!?!?!?


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