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Introducing “The Long Island Hot Dog Hooker”…So Many Jokes, So Little Time…

 

According to the New York Post, Catherine Scalia, an owner of a roadside hot dog truck and prostitute of local legend, was busted for allegedly handling more than one kind of wiener on her van.

She was arrested the other night by an undercover cop for offering him the chance to slather a little “Gentlemen’s Relish” on her buns.

Cops recently discovered she was back in business after disgusted residents near her Baldwin stand complained she was handing out suggestive business cards alongside steaming kielbasa and wearing nothing but bra and panties.

The undercover cop approached the stand Thursday and bought two hot dogs and water for $5 before the “specials” were announced. Scalia took the cop back to her place and performed a striptease for $100 before unveiling the main course, police said.

“She agreed to manually stimulate him for an additional $50,” said Nassau County Police spokesman Kevin Smith.

Smith said that Scalia, who had a prior bust for DWI, did not have permits for hot-dog sales and that her camper-turned-brothel was illegal.

Her neighbors weren’t surprised by the bust.

“In the summertime she’s out in her bra and panties,” said nauseated neighbor Jem Velasco. “It’s disgusting. She’s filthy, she’s dirty. How could men take that?”

One neighbor said the men who exited the home appeared to have enjoyed their experiences there.

“They seemed pretty happy,” she said. “Now I can see why.”

Scalia insists she is innocent. “I zip up when I see kids,” she said.

Don’t we all lady, don’t we all.

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