I, Gabe, Prepare To Take Flight

This weekend I am going skydiving. This is my first skydiving experience and on a related note, the first time flying in a plane. The way I see it, it's good to get the worst case scenario out of the way so that you won't freak when you're not in a controlled environment like this will be. Unfortunately, no matter how many times I practice, it won't save me from hitting a mountain. But it should be a lot of fun and if I do happen to get a faulty parachute or I forget what to do, I'll go meet Jesus and ask him why in the hell did Jersey Shore become a real show.