I Bet Bill Clinton Has A Few of These In His Collection….
Sex is a wonderful thing. It is one of the few things in the world that no matter how rich or poor you are, you can come together and enjoy (no pun intended. We men folk know better). However, according to Cracked.com, it would seem that rich people are having way more freakier sex than us poor folk mostly because they have access to insane sex toys that the rest of the world didn't even know existed. Here are some of the top sex toys for the Rich and the Creepy….
Gold-Plated Prostate Massager
This 18-karat-gold-plated object is a must have for any rich fella that enjoys pleasures of the butt. For the small fee of $990, not only do you get a sex toy but a matching pair of cuff links! Not really sure what the connection is, but I guess if you have a heart attack in the act and die, it can serve as a constant reminder as to what happened.
Butt Plug With Horse Tail
Where do I even start on this one? For the small sum of $3,475, you can take your roll playing sex games to a whole new level with a Silver Butt Plug equipped with a horse tail. And no, I didn't put horse tail in quotations because it actually made of horse hair. I wonder how PETA feels about that.
The Gold Tickler
Nothing says freaky sex like a feather tickler that looks like Don King and is made out of 18-karat gold and marabou feathers. It only costs $4,506, which is 6 bucks out of my price range :(
Pearl Anal Beads
For $430, you can become a refined member of the "Ass Play" Society with a pair of pearl anal beads. Just make sure your wife/girlfriend doesn't get these things mixed up with her pearl necklace because that could lead to an awkward dinner conversation.
The Thrill Hammer
Finally, for the small some of $2,000, you can have the Thrill Hammer! I'm not really sure what all is going on here, but by looking at it, it would seem this thing has a vibrator, radio, refrigerator, and car jack all built into so it can be useful for any occasion. "It has been written that the thrill hammer inventor has probably produced more orgasms than the most prolific porn stars, male or female, and he's done it without even touching his subjects. How does he do it? By creating beautiful works of art that do what they are intended to do. Creating the world's best orgasms from the best of class sex machines." With a description like that, it maybe worth the investment. But so would a new car.