Ever since Stifler's mom, rocked our world or we got a chance to see The Graduate after puberty, we here at 99X carry a special place in our hearts for moms...and a special place in our pants for MILF's. Below are my top 5.

  • 1

    Alessandra Ambrosio

    Ok ok, so she was a Victoria's Secret model. That doesn't mean that some lucky fella couldn't put one through the goal posts!

  • 2

    Kate Beckinsale

    She is our favorite vampire MILF. She's also from across the pond which makes her very MILFALICIOUS.

  • 3

    Jessica Alba

    Talk about a Fantastic Four! She can use her telepathy on my junk any day!

  • 4

    Angelina Jolie

    Yes, she's older, and she maybe also in the cougar category and she sometimes comes across as bat shit crazy...but I'd still hit it. Kinda like sexy with a midget, you'd do it just for the story.

  • 5

    Halle Berry

    How could we leave her out?! She's been both Cat Woman AND a BOND chick. Score one for our list and score one for that lucky dude that spread his baby batter between her thighs.