Happy Birthday To The Most Electrifying Man on the Planet, The Rock

I'm not one that usually celebrates celebrity birthdays...but this is one that is totally worth celebrating. Today (May 2nd) we celebrate the Most Electrifying Man on The Planet - Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson!

The Rock, simply put, is the man. He dominated the world of professional wrestling. Became a movie star. Now, he's hanging out with Kevin Hart and hosting award shows. There appears to be NOTHING the Rock can't do.

In honor of the Rock on his 44th birthday, let us raise an eyebrow to the Jabroni beating, LALALA, pie eating, trail blazing, eyebrow raising, heart stopping, elbow dropping, so Know Your Role and Shut Your Mouth, the most electrifying man in all of sports entertainment, "The People's Champ" The Rock! And if you don't like that, turn your computer mouse sideways...shine it up real nice....and stick it straight up your candy ass! If you smell what the Puff is cooking!