Today marks the day that we were first introduced to angriest 8 3/4 fingered trolled in the history of mankind, Ryan McCombs from SoiL and Drowning Pool. We like Ryan...so we won't mention how old he actually is (old as f***), but to put it into perspective, SoiL is about to release a greatest hits album and hit the road in honor of their 20th anniversary.

All joking aside, Ryan is one of the coolest dudes on the planet. I'm not going to say he's a joy...but he's always good for a good time. So, happy birthday to Mr. McCombs and may George Burns bless him with many, many more.

On a side note, with the band releasing some new music and celebrating their 20th, maybe we can get them back to town for a show? Come on Ryan...first round of Jager and boudin balls are on me.