God Hates California Sex Shops
There is always a religious wacko trying to rain on everyone’s parade. This time, however, it looks like one of them is succeeding.
Roger Huang, a preacher in San Fransico, has been praying to get all the porn shops in the area shut down and it looks like God is taking up his cause because a man randomly exploded into flames inside the Golden Gate Adult Superstore.
An employee at the store said the man had been watching a film in the back of the store when he suddenly ran out screaming, on fire.
The cops have no explanation for the incident, and the man suffered life threatening first-, second- and third-degree burns.
Maybe this is just a coincidence or a freak occurrence. Maybe, he was just really “interested” and “involved” with his porno. I hope this is the case anyway because if God is mowing down sinners and porn fanatics, me and Charlie Sheen are so screwed.