Get This Parish Officer A TV Show Now [VIDEO]

This Crime Stoppers video from St. Landry Parish is making itself around the world online. Not because of the heinous nature of the crime (it's a stolen generator) or because of its location. The reason this video is taking off is the person in the video. This is Lt. Clay Higgins of the St. Landry Parish Sheriff's Department, and he's going to kick your ass.

This guys sounds like the cajun John Wayne; tone, speech patern, words...and the phrase "...if you return to this man's home, to steal again...have your affairs in order." is freakin' STONE COLD.

I love this dude...can he be our Governor now?

Update: THIS GUY HAS A HUGE RESUME! You have to watch these!