Drug Addicts have a dedication to their vices that I could never match. Sometimes you have to do insane things to try and score as well as maintain your high(think about what Dave Chappelle had to do in Half-Baked in the Bodega). I just don't have that kind of motivation or dedication. However, a recently arrested Kentucky man is the epitome of what I'm talking about.

After a traffic stop led to the discovery of a bag of salvia and liquid codeine. The man was arrested on charges of second-degree possession of a controlled substance first offense and possession of synthetic cannabinoid agonists or piperazines.

However, this isn't where the story ends. During the routine clothed pat-down, officers discovered a bag of cocaine tied to the man's boxer shorts.

This caused the officers to conduct a strip search. During the search, officers discovered a small bag of crack cocaine stuffed into the foreskin of the man's penis.

Of course all of this allegedly happened. Either way,I don't know about you, but I'm not jamming anything into my junk for any reason. I'm pretty sure that is a violation of penis to person relations as well as violating some sort of man law.