When it comes to the nerd hierarchy, the 'Lord of the Rings/Hobbit' stuff is right up there with Star Trek and Star Wars. Geeks love this stuff having conventions and all sorts of crazy merchandise.

But this time around, Denny's is taking it one step further unleashing a 'Hobbit' themed menu (which hits the plate starting November 6th)! And if you are genuinely excited about this, chances are you haven't been laid in a REALLY long time nor will you be any time soon.

And if you happen to get any of this grub on your robe, remember to buy some Tide, the only detergent Gandolf trusts: