When I first saw this headline, I immediately thought that Mötley Crüe gave up their hard partying ways and turned to God. Luckily for us, that isn't the case; they are the same Satan Worshiping junkies they've always been.

No, this story is referring to a Christian Academy that is coming under fire for changing their name.

The prominent ministry Campus Crusade for Christ is taking heat from some evangelical Christians over its plans to change its name to "Cru." A spokesman said they've pondered a name change for decades because of the reaction to the words "Christ" and "Crusade" in some parts of the world. Besides, a survey found that 9 percent of Christians and 20 percent of non-Christians found the name alienating.

They insist they're still committed to "proclaiming Christ around the world." But critics say it's "repulsive" to think you can proclaim Christ while being afraid to mention His name.

Next thing you know they will completely change their views and these heathens will be chugging tequila, banging groupies, and shouting at the devil. It's only a matter of time.

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