If I've said it once, I've said it countless times... I don't understand birds.

I have never owned a bird in my life. My grandmother had one and I only remember it running around the table while we were doing puzzles stealing all of the pieces. I don't understand the point of owning a bird. You can't cuddle with one. You can't play fetch with one. You can't go to the park with one.

But we may have found a reason to own a bird... They're like little minions!

Or an old man who has lost his marbles. Either way, this is funny!

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