Courtney Stodden: Turning Men into Perverts One Twitter Pic At A Time [PICS]
Enough is enough already…Courtney Stodden, the 17 year old girl who married the creepy guy from the Green Mile is trying to turn us ALL into sexual deviants. I think I can speak on behalf of every straight blooded male on the planet (and I will), we love chicks. And we especially love freaky chicks who can open our world up to a whole other sexual plain.
However, this girl is only 17! Sure she looks like a 30 year old coke addicted groupie who has been following Bon Jovi around the country most of her life…but that doesn’t change the fact that she is only 17.
Isn’t this illegal or something? I feel like a dirty old man every time one of her sexy pictures flash across my screen. It’s creepy. I have enough issues without questioning whether or not looking at her pictures puts on a whole new perverted level (like the kind of level where you have to register and go door to door)…
Now she is having some kind of weird photo contest on her Twitter where she says “Come get down & dirty w/me while we floor flash together! I showed you mine… now show me yours. I’ll RT the hottest!” Someone is so going to prison over this…I just hope its not me!