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Hey, they sell coffee made from beans crapped by yaks (wildebeast, wombat...some animal, who really cares what it is. It's coffee from crap). And they sell it for a lot of money. Seriously, Starbucks can't even afford to sell this crap coffee. With that in mind, I would think that this German liquor company G-Spirits is sitting on a gold mine!

G-Spirits is using playmates and and super models to filter their new line of spirits. The beauty of this is that they're not filtering the booze through the models, BUT OVER THEM! Not sanitary? Who cares! I can drink a glass of bourbon that has touched Hungarian Playmate of the Year Alexa Varga in places I never will! But, in all seriousness, G-Spirits insists its alcoholic beveragesare entirely safe for human consumption. According to the 'question-and-answer' section of their website (which is VERY NSFW, BTW),

"We pay high attention to a hygienic filling process, furthermore medical personnel is present to check it."

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No STDs in your vodka and Red Bull, thank you...so, if you're feeling thirsty - and a little feisty - the limited edition line will set you back $150 to $180 a bottle. A little steep for my budget, so I'll just enjoy the promotional video with a frosty can of Miller Lite.

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Check out the behind-the-scenes G-Spirits Trailer here.