I'm a huge Kevin Smith fan. I've seen every single one of his movies, including Cop Out (I don't think I'll ever forgive him for that). That's why I was kinda skeptical at the idea of a Clerks porn parody. Seriously, a smart porno? Not even possible, right? WRONG! This may be the smartest porno on the planet. And, oddly enough, they barely had to change the Jay and Silent Bob lines. 

With that being said, it's porn so not everything makes sense and there is a LOT of random boning. But, during those rare, sex free moments, it's actually well put together and pretty damn funny.

Below is the sex and nudity free version. For the whole thing, click here.

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