A lot of people pick 'A Christmas Story' as their go to, modern Christmas classic. Me, personally, I prefer to spend my holiday with the Griswolds. Seriously, how can you NOT love Clark, Rusty, and Uncle Eddie? And since the movie is celebrating its 25th anniversary this year, here are some of my favorite moments from the movie. 

'Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.'

'Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?'

'Going for a new amateur recreational saucer sled land speed record, Clark W. Griswold, Jr. Remember, don't try this at home kids; I am a professional. Later dudes. Let 'er rip. Hang ten!'

'Merry Christmas! Sh*tter was full...'

'..When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!'

BONUS: 'Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one...'

 

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