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Kim Kardashian Gets Nearly Naked (Again…) for Factice Magazine [PHOTOS]

renfield — Mon, 17 Dec 2012 19:25:19 +0000

Yeah, I know – Kim Kardashian getting naked is old news. The woman is such an attention whore that she’ll drop trou for a mall opening. But there are a couple of noteworthy things about this latest photo shoot for France’s Factice Magazine. 1) Kim has obviously cleaned out Kenye’s shock of black market Twinkies. The [...]

Meet the Girls of Mudstock 2012

Justin Massoud — Mon, 22 Oct 2012 15:44:48 +0000

After four wild days of booze, music and ATV-riding, Mudstock has sadly come to a close. It's so hard to say goodbye to chicks dancing, making out with each other and taking their tops off. But at least we have our memories -- and these pictures of the wild Mudstock babes.

Butterface Cyclist Demonstrates Bicycle Air Bags, Results in Mad Fapping [VIDEO]

renfield — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 21:02:02 +0000

What? You really thought I was talking about a new development in sports technology? What website do you think you've logged on to, anyway? This video should have been shot in Shreveport. With the potholes, cracks, and Bumps in our streets, imagine the mayhem! The bouncing, the flapping, the flopping, the fapping! Excuse me, I just had a moment.

Octomom Movie Trailer Finally Released

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 01:00:33 +0000

Sound the horns! The Octomom adult film has finally arrived! Back in 2009, when Nadya Suleman gained international notoriety for popping out eight rug rats, you were probably thinking “That’s all fine and good, but when are we going to see the Octomom solo masturbation video?” You’re a visionary, friend. What, you weren’t thinking that? Well, [...]

99X Salutes Kate Upton's New 4th of July Photo Shoot [VIDEO]

Justin Massoud — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 14:00:54 +0000

Kate Upton turned 20 last week, and 99X celebrated the only way we knew how: ogling her sexy performances in several videos. Now, ESPN is reporting that Upton just wrapped a special 4th of July photo shoot for GQ. While we may not be gentlemanly enough to read the magazine, we're perfectly fine with watching the following behind-the-scenes video tease of her working over and over...and over.

Would You Hit It? [PHOTOS]

gonzo — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 06:05:40 +0000

Time for another (A)rousing edition of “Would You Hit It?”…where you decide if some random famous or semi-famous wumpy is worth a round of vigorous fapping. Up today, former child actress, now 42 year-old cougar, Jennifer Connelly. Star of such major movies as Hulk, Labyrinth, and A Beautiful Mind, you probably remember her best from [...]

Would You Hit It? [PHOTOS]

gonzo — Sat, 07 Apr 2012 20:37:11 +0000

Time for another (A)rousing edition of "Would You Hit It?"...where you decide if some random famous or semi-famous wumpy is worth a round of vigorous fapping. Up today, former Disney child actress, then pop singer, then random teenage skank...now apparent backwoods pop singer/actress/meth head Miley Cyrus. With enough airbrushing and make-up, Puff would look decent...but, would you still hit it? Or Miley? Let the voting, and (possible) fapping begin...

Would You Hit It?

gonzo — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:43:30 +0000

Time for another (A)rousing edition of “Would You Hit It?”…where you decide if some random famous or semi-famous wumpy is worth a round of vigorous fapping. Up today, 8 Simple Rules, Charmed, and Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco. After leonard hit it, would you? Let the voting, and (possible) fapping begin… Kaley Cuoco – [...]

Would You Hit It? [VIDEO]

gonzo — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 18:02:19 +0000

Time for another (A)rousing edition of “Would You Hit It?”…where you decide if some random famous or semi-famous wumpy is worth a round of vigorous fapping. Up today, feisty ginger minx and Garbage frontwoman, Shirley Manson. Now 45, Manson was still hot enough to come in at #60 on VH1′s ’100 Sexiest Artists’. The question [...]

Would You Hit It? [PHOTOS, VIDEO,NSFW]

99xstaff — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 21:20:50 +0000

Time for another (A)rousing edition of “Would You Hit It?”…where you decide if some random famous or semi-famous wumpy is worth a round of vigorous fapping. Up today, former former TV actress turned rock singer, Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless. She lost Round One of ‘Hottest Rock Babe’ to Lzzy Hale, but that doesn’t [...]

Would You Hit It? [PHOTOS, NSFW]

gonzo — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 01:10:52 +0000

Time for another (A)rousing edition of “Would You Hit It?”…where you decide if some random famous or semi-famous wumpy is worth a round of vigorous fapping. Up today, former Florida State sideline wumpty and Brett Favre texting buddy, Jenn Sterger…let the voting, and fapping begin… I know, I know…it’s a tough decision. Maybe a closer [...]

Would You Hit It? [PHOTOS]

gonzo — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 22:12:12 +0000

Time for another (A)rousing edition of “Would You Hit It?”…where you decide if some random famous or semi-famous wumpy is worth a round of vigorous fapping. Up today, former Bond girl…Gemma Arterton. Gentlemen…let the voting, and fapping begin… Gemma Armerton – Would You Hit It?

Would You Hit It? [PHOTOS]

gonzo — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 23:50:15 +0000

Time for another (A)rousing edition of “Would You Hit It?”…where you decide if some random famous or semi-famous wumpy is worth a round of vigorous fapping. Up today, part-time vampire, full-time feisty minx…Kate Beckinsale. Gentlemen…let the voting, and fapping begin… Kate Beckinsale – Would You Hit It?

Would You Hit It? [PHOTOS]

gonzo — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:05:44 +0000

Time for another (A)rousing edition of “Would You Hit It?”…where you decide if some random famous or semi-famous wumpy is worth a round of vigorous fapping. Up today, a former star, now a feisty 33 year-old ghost whispering minx…Jennifer Love Hewitt. Gentlemen…let the voting, and fapping begin…

Adrianne Curry — Would You Hit It? [PHOTOS, NSFW]

gonzo — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 17:46:17 +0000

Time for another (A)rousing edition of "Would You Hit It?" where you decide if some random famous or semi-famous wumpy is worth a round of vigorous fapping. Up today, a former Brady bimbo, twitter photo phenom, and confessed video and comic nerd - prepare to feast your eyes on the incredible, edible Adrianne Curry. Gentlemen, let the voting and fapping begin.

Would You Hit It? [PHOTOS, VIDEO, NSFW]

gonzo — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 23:05:44 +0000

Time for another (A)rousing edition of “Would You Hit It?”…where you decide if some random famous or semi-famous wumpy is worth a round of vigorous fapping. Up today, a feisty redhead to sink your teeth into – or visa versa. True Blood’s Debra Ann Woll. Gentlemen…let the voting, and fapping begin… Debra Ann Woll [...]

Would You Hit It? [PHOTOS]

gonzo — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 18:30:11 +0000

Time for another (A)rousing edition of “Would You Hit It?”…where you decide if some random famous or semi-famous wumpy is worth a round of vigorous fapping. Up today, the oldest (and dare I say…hottest) of the nefarious Kardashian sisters – Kourtney. Gentlemen…let the voting, and fapping begin… Kourtney Kardashian – Would You Hit It? [...]