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Soccer Mom Gets Destroyed By MMA Fighter

At least once a day, you stumble upon a video on the Internet that makes you go, "What in the actual F***?!?" This is that video today. I was searching old Ken Shamrock fight videos online (because that's what I do at work), and I happened to stumble upon this gem of a video. After watching it multiple times, I just had two thoughts/questions: A) Why in the HELL would any woman do this to themselves? I think prostitution would have been a better life choice. B) SHE'S HAD 3 FIGHTS?!?!? Watch the insanity for yourself below. 

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Watch Four Average Women Become Models Via Photoshop [VIDEO]

It just ain't fair. You clean up on Friday night. Put on your best jeans, your favorite Pantera t-shirt (maybe even through a sports coat over it), comb your hair (if you still have any), and brush your teeth

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One Time a Maid Discovered Jennifer Lawrence’s Sex Toy Collection [VIDEO]

Jennifer Lawrence, currently on a press tour for 'American Hustle,' stopped by 'Conan' the other night and told a fun little story about the time a hotel maid found a huge stash of butt plugs under her bed. Really.

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Kim Kardashian Gets Nearly Naked (Again…) for Factice Magazine [PHOTOS]

Yeah, I know -- Kim Kardashian getting naked is old news. The woman is such an attention whore that she'll drop trou for a mall opening. But there are a couple of noteworthy things about this latest photo shoot for France's Factice Magazine.

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Meet the Girls of Mudstock 2012

After four wild days of booze, music and ATV-riding, Mudstock has sadly come to a close. It's so hard to say goodbye to chicks dancing, making out with each other and taking their tops off. But at least we have our memories -- and these pictures of the wild Mudstock babes.

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Butterface Cyclist Demonstrates Bicycle Air Bags, Results in Mad Fapping [VIDEO]

What? You really thought I was talking about a new development in sports technology? What website do you think you've logged on to, anyway? This video should have been shot in Shreveport. With the potholes, cracks, and Bumps in our streets, imagine the mayhem! The bouncing, the flapping, the flopping, the fapping! Excuse me, I just had a moment.

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Octomom Movie Trailer Finally Released

Sound the horns! The Octomom adult film has finally arrived!

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99X Salutes Kate Upton’s New 4th of July Photo Shoot [VIDEO]

 

Kate Upton turned 20 last week, and 99X celebrated the only way we knew how: ogling her sexy performances in several videos. Now, ESPN is reporting that Upton just wrapped a special 4th of July photo shoot for GQ. While we may not be gentlemanly enough to read the magazine, we're perfectly fine with watching the following behind-the-scenes video tease of her working over and over...and over.

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Would You Hit It? [PHOTOS]

Time for another (A)rousing edition of "Would You Hit It?"...where you decide if some random famous or semi-famous wumpy is worth a round of vigorous fapping. Up today, former child actress, now 42 year-old cougar, Jennifer Connelly

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Would You Hit It? [PHOTOS]

Time for another (A)rousing edition of "Would You Hit It?"...where you decide if some random famous or semi-famous wumpy is worth a round of vigorous fapping. Up today, former Disney child actress, then pop singer, then random teenage skank...now apparent backwoods pop singer/actress/meth head Miley Cyrus. With enough airbrushing and make-up, Puff would look decent...but, would you still hit it? Or Miley? Let the voting, and (possible) fapping begin...

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Would You Hit It?

Time for another (A)rousing edition of "Would You Hit It?"...where you decide if some random famous or semi-famous wumpy is worth a round of vigorous fapping. Up today, 8 Simple Rules, Charmed, and Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco. After leonard hit it, would you? Let the voting, and (possible) fapping begin...

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Would You Hit It? [VIDEO]

Time for another (A)rousing edition of "Would You Hit It?"...where you decide if some random famous or semi-famous wumpy is worth a round of vigorous fapping. Up today, feisty ginger minx and Garbage frontwoman, Shirley Manson.

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