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Texas Strip Clubs Now Have a $5 ‘Pole Tax’
Strip club patrons in Houston, Texas are getting the shaft – or the pole.
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Lightning Strike Injures 51 People at German Metal Festival
A single lightning bolt left 51 people injured at the With Full Force music festival in Roitzschjora, Germany on July 1.
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ZZ Top Singer Billy Gibbons Says No Amount of Money Would Lead Him to Shave
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10-Year-Old With Tattoo Removed From Grandpa’s Care
A grandfather in Florida recently lost custody of his grandchildren after allowing his 10-year-old grandson to get a permanent tattoo as a rite of passage. Jeez, what comes after that? Cigarettes and hard liquor?
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Is the Zombie Apocalypse Coming to Maine? Residents Sure Think So
Apparently not everyone is convinced that zombies don’t exist, even after the government so graciously cleared up this matter for us. The residents of Bangor, Maine — eight counties worth of people, actually — are among these non believers. In fact, this past Thursday they all participated in an emergency zombie apocalypse drill of sorts in the event that the undead will rise in the near future.
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Woman’s Butt Gets Fired Up by a Hot Rocket
When Kairee Goodin took a trip out to the Mojave Desert back in June 2010, to attend an amateur rocket festival, she expected it to be hot – but what she didn’t expect is a high powered rocket to leave her entire backside looking like something from the Elephant Man.
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22 Irresistibly Delicious Food Brands for Zombies
A disturbing trend has started to become an even more disturbing trend. And for once, we’re not talking about the Kardashians, so you can put away the weapons.
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Pervy Dude Has 15 Miley Cyrus Tattoos…Very Creepy [PICS]
We might as well face it: as much as we HATE Miley Cyrus and find her annoying, I think all of us would nail her. Wait, she is 18 right? (Checks Wikipedia.) Yeah, she's 19, so we're cool. So whether you like her or not, at the very least you'd probably hate eff her. But there is a difference between wanting sexual relations with the girl and getting her tattooed on your body.
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Crazy Justin Bieber Fan Covers His Song ‘Boyfriend,’ Inspires New Meme
It's not often you see a post on 99X about Justin Bieber. Hell, generally speaking, we hate the little bastard especially since he thinks he's this generation's Kurt Cobain (I'd say he's more like this generation's Vanilla Ice). But this video is just too good not to share.
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Florida Zombie Attack — Cops Find Naked Man Gnawing on Victim’s Face
We’ve known for a while now that a zombie attack would soon be upon us. How we could not? There have simply been way too many signs — Bill Clinton openly partying with porn stars instead of in the privacy of his own home (just kidding, there’s no proof… yet), women are taking naked strolls through stores, and, probably the biggest hint of them all, the Hannibal Lecter-style Florida zombie attack.
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What’s the Real Story About Why We Flip Someone the Middle Finger?
We’re not talking about giving someone a parakeet for his or her birthday. We’re talking about flipping someone the bird, or the middle finger — a time-honored insult that has been around for thousands of years.
Here’s a little more information about how this very telling gesture got started, in all its variations.
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Finally! Sex Lube that Tastes Like Whiskey
Do you have a problem pulling your girl away from the bar before last call? Well, you might need to address her drinking problem in the future –but in the meantime this lube will definitely get her motor running.