In July of 2008, the carcass of a bloated, chimera-like animal washed ashore in Long Island. The ‘Montauk Monster‘ terrified and fascinated the nation that summer, with zoologists eventually concluding the beast was probably a water-damaged raccoon, rather than some sort of byproduct of a top-secret experiment gone horribly wrong.
Four years later, it looks like we have another monster on our hands.
When taking into consideration the unfortunate perils of the illegal sex trade, it should come as no surprise that sometimes a rescue effort is needed to recover a dead body found floating face down in a river. But, when a massive recovery effort only uncovers an inflatable sex toy, we feel like the signs of the times are pointing towards greater things.
July 25, 2012
Your call. The shot put, the long jump, and table tennis. Or pole, stage, and lapdance. That's what I thought. Yeah, Hope solo is hot, but I'd put 20-to-1 down that you won't see her in goal wearing nothing but a thong
How far can a musician go towards helping a fan during a concert? That’s the question posed by former Ozzy Osbourne guitarist Zakk Wylde as he reflects on the situation involving Lamb of God frontman Randy Blythe.
July 18, 2012
Hunter S. Thompson was a mad genius that could make anything his own. Hell, he took the revered profession of journalism and turned it into a drug and alcohol fueled roast of all the scumbags trying to ruin this great country of ours.
We’ve all been there. Some friends are over, you got the beers cracked open, your playing ‘Super Mario Kart’ on the SNES, and your multi-player matches are heating up. One guy keeps getting the red turtle shell and popping your balloons
Well guys, the jig is up!
The federal government is now challenging the legitimacy of American impotency by investigating a near 500 percent increase in Medicare payments for penis pumps over the last decade
Patience may be a virtue, but honesty could get you a new set of boobs. At least that’s the theory being espoused by an Ohio chick standing on busy streets begging passersby for breast-implant money.
If you’re an ad agency struggling to come up with a campaign that motivates, stimulates, and instigates, just throw some boobs into the mix.
It’s too bad we already posted our Musician Mug Shots feature, because this one of Ted Nugent drummer ‘Wild’ Mick Brown is absolutely priceless. Brown was arrested Sunday, July 8, for drunkenly stealing a golf cart after playing a show in Bangor, Maine.
Syfy’s latest show claims to depict teams of paranormal investigators conducting “first-person investigations of the most frightening claims of paranormal activity along America’s remote back roads.” All of which would sound odd enough if it weren’t for the fact that Ozzy Osbourne‘s son Jack is one of the people doing the investigating.
