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New Smartphone App Predicts Penis Size

Mike Adams — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 02:20:21 +0000

This recently developed app claims it can predict the size of a man’s erection with nearly the same accuracy as a crooked bookie in a horserace. Dr. Chris Culligan says his Predicktor app is a fun and interactive way to help all of those guys walking around with “little pecker syndrome” to see that they really aren’t packing that much less than the common man.

New App Wants You to Start Banging Your Facebook Friends

Mike Adams — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 16:00:55 +0000

Social networking has always been a way to anonymously spy on people you wish you were hooking up with, but now it can be a tool to help make it actually happen.

Nickelback Meets Instagram in 'Photograph' Song Parody [VIDEO]

gonzo — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 19:58:33 +0000

Nickelback. The band you love to hate. Instagram. The home of the most mind-numbingly stupid photos. Yes, I know, your best friend took that pic of her dog’s pedicure, but that doesn’t make it – or her – any less stupid. This new parody of Nickelback’s song “Photograph” really hammers home the issue that most [...]

Butterface Cyclist Demonstrates Bicycle Air Bags, Results in Mad Fapping [VIDEO]

renfield — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 21:02:02 +0000

What? You really thought I was talking about a new development in sports technology? What website do you think you've logged on to, anyway? This video should have been shot in Shreveport. With the potholes, cracks, and Bumps in our streets, imagine the mayhem! The bouncing, the flapping, the flopping, the fapping! Excuse me, I just had a moment.

Are You In the New Linkin Park Video? [VIDEO]

gonzo — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 21:50:54 +0000

If you've ever wanted to be in a music video, this is your lucky day! And you don't have to leave the comfort of home (office, classroom, wherever you happen to be right now). Linkin Park has made it possible for you and your friends to pop up in the video for "Lost in the Echo", their new single from 'Living Things'.

Worried About the Zombie Apocalypse? Be Prepared with a Survival Kit

Shauna Wright — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 13:00:55 +0000

With all the bizarre face-eating that’s been going on lately, there have been a lot of nervous jokes about an impending Zombie Apocalypse. For those of you who take that stuff seriously, don’t fret — there’s a survival kit that was created just for you.

Will a New Product Help Drunks Avoid a DUI Arrest?

Shauna Wright — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 19:00:03 +0000

Breathalyzer tests have long been the standard for law enforcement officers to determine who’s driving while intoxicated. But they may have met their match in a new product called Breathalyzer Equalizer.

The team that came up with the item will really blow you away.

A Higgs Boson Explanation We Can All Understand [VIDEO]

gonzo — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 16:22:46 +0000

If you've watched the news, picked up a magazine, or been on the internet in the past week, I'm sure you've heard about the Higgs Boson particle.

Metallica's Rock AM Ring Gig To Stream Live

Chad Bowar — Tue, 29 May 2012 21:24:26 +0000

This weekend is the annual Rock AM Ring Festival in Nurburgring, Germany, with Metallica headlining on Saturday, June 2. They’ll will be performing their 1991 self-titled album, known as ‘The Black Album,’ in its entirety, and you’ll be able to watch it from the comfort of your own home, thanks to a free live stream.

Next 'Call of Duty' Will Be Announced May 1

Phil Villarreal — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 12:00:41 +0000

Even though Call of Duty games aren’t selling as well as they did before, there’s still no bigger name in the show. Any trickle of news about the next game — even an announcement that there will be an announcement — stirs the internet up into a frenzy.

T-Mobile Minx Gets a Makeover [VIDEO]

gonzo — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 01:09:28 +0000

Does the name Carly Foulkes ring a bell? Probably not. But her face might. Not ring a bell, literally...but I know you recognize her. She's been the face of T-Mobile since 2010. The girl in the pink dress. The feisty, hot minx in the pink dress. You do not fast forward through her commercials, trust me.

High Tech Dress Exposes Nips When Heart Races

K. Thor Jensen — Sat, 07 Apr 2012 18:04:28 +0000

Now here’s a high-tech fashion trend that we can get behind. Dutch design team Studio Roosegaarde has created the ‘Intimacy 2.0‘ line, which melds classic evening dress styling with the latest in smart panel design to make outfits that are cutting-edge and arousing.

Kate Upton Cuts Off Top in New iPad Teaser [VIDEO]

gonzo — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 22:22:00 +0000

Even if she didn’t cut off the top, the thought alone could get me through two boxes of Kleenex. But, she does. Excuse me. I’m having a moment.

Who Is The Girl In The T-Mobile Ads?

Joe Student — Sun, 04 Mar 2012 16:30:57 +0000

If you think T-Mobile girl Carly Foulkes looks great in a magenta dress, you should see her in lingerie. Unless you DVR everything you watch and skip the commercials, you have seen stunning brunette beauty Carly Foulkes pitching cell phones while wearing hot pink in ads for T-Mobile. Foulkes’ ads for the cell service carrier [...]

Epic "Fix" for Siri Rock God Commercial

Kayla Keys — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 22:00:59 +0000

I'm sure you've seen that annoying iPhone 4s commercial where the kid asks Siri to call him "Rock God." Well, Youtuber MatthewBinder has done us all a favor and fixed it.

Web App Tells People Why You Dumped Them

Joe Student — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:00:32 +0000

Because Valentine’s Day is sooo last week, we’d like to introduce you to a new Web app that allows you to tell people why you dumped them: Wot Went Wrong. Wot Went Wrong is simple. Your ex- sends you a nice email, text message or Facebook message asking for a reason why the two of [...]

Watch the History of Beer-Making in America in Two Minutes

Joe Student — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 18:30:40 +0000

Thanks to the emergence of the craft beer movement in America over the past 20 years, you probably know your IPAs from your ESAs. Let’s just hope you stayed away from those DUIs. A new video from data charticle-maker Visual.ly has tapped the keg of American beer-making history to pour 100 years of beer production [...]

KISS will be Featured in Upcoming Version of Angry Birds

Kayla Keys — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:00:23 +0000

One of the best selling game apps is teaming up with one of the most commercial bands in the land. KISS will be making a special appearance in an upcoming version of Angry Birds.

Study Finds That If Your Date Has an Android Phone, You're Probably Getting Laid

Kathy Landin — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 22:00:33 +0000

It’s no surprise that dating has changed in the digital age but can the type of smart phone you have make a statement about your love life? According to a new survey by Match.com, it can. And this is where it gets fun, because if you know this ahead of time, you can hone your [...]

Wedding Crasher App – You're Doing it Right [VIDEO]

Kayla Keys — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 23:22:57 +0000

Free food, booze, and the potential to hook up with some love drunk bridesmaid…what’s not to love about wedding crashing? Well, there’s all that tedious research you have to do in order to get your way in. Oh and how do you even find a wedding to crash? Enter the long awaited wedding crashing app. [...]