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Ta-Ta Tuesdays Are More Than a Mouthful [PICS]

Puff — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 16:07:27 +0000

For some reason, instead of getting ass shots for Thong Thursday, we've been getting a ton of boob shots. So, instead of just sitting on them and using them in my personal spank bank, I figured I'd unleash them for the rest of the world to see too.

Lara Stone — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 18:27:11 +0000

Lara Stone is our crush today for proving that no one, not even a ridiculously paid fashion model, is perfect looking. Lara has more than a few physical flaws, which shall now be discussed, just to feel better about our own grotesque imperfections. Lara is an example to all young women that beauty comes from the inside. Unless you’re ugly on the inside, then, it can be masked by beauty on the outside. If you’re ugly both inside and out, you’re probably S.O.L.

Jessica Simpson Squashes Rumors of Breast Reduction Surgery

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 15:35:30 +0000

According to a report earlier this week in the Britain’s Sun tabloid, Jessica Simpson is sick of her large breasts because they “make her look” fat, and she is planning to have her most famous assets reduced before her November wedding to former NFL player Eric Johnson.

However, fans of Jessica’s double D’s can rest easy because the 31-year old took to Twitter on Wednesday and sent out this reassuring message:

Daniella Mugnolo — Playboy Girl of the Week

Stephanie Berning — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 17:03:51 +0000

Daniella Mugnolo, this week’s Playboy Girl of the Week, says she loves being naked and loves cooking and her goal is to start a lingerie-cooking show. “It dawned on me to mix the two things I love most in life,” Daniella says of her cooking-show dream. Just watch for splattering grease! Daniella, a Playboy Cyber [...]

Tiffany Toth – Playboy Girl of the Week

Stephanie Berning — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 21:36:25 +0000

Our Playboy Girl of the Week, surfer girl Tiffany Toth, grew up on the beaches of Orange County, California before being named Playboy’s Miss September 2011.

Twenty-five-year-old Tiffany says when she wasn’t on the beach, soaking in surf and rays, she was fascinated with Playboy and that being named a Playmate fulfills a dream.

Sandra Vergara – Crush of the Day

Brian Clark Howard — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 20:25:24 +0000

Frazer Harrison, Getty Images We were thrilled to find out that Colombian stunner Sofia Vergara has a younger sister, and she’s legal. It turns out that Sandra Vergara is also sexy and gorgeous, and we can’t wait to see her slip out from under her big sister’s curvy shadow. Later this month, Sandra Vergara will [...]

Ashlyn Litizzia – Playboy Girl of the Week

Stephanie Berning — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:42:19 +0000

Ashlyn Litizzia, this week’s Playboy Girl of the Week, is from the home of ESPN, Bristol, Conn., and says she spends her time snowboarding on New England’s slopes. Ashlyn says she’s into men with ambition who can keep up with her. “It doesn’t have to be all about books. I’m attracted to extreme athletes, preferably [...]

'Community' Stars Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs Take Lesbian S&M Photos for GQ [VIDEO] [NSFW]

Jeremy Taylor — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 14:35:46 +0000

GQ got right to the point, and titled its August edition feature on Alison Brie and Gillian Jacob “Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs Did This Lesbian Scene for Us.”

Because whatever words that followed the image of Alison Brie, bent over and in lingerie, being paddled by Gillian Jacobs, also in lingerie, are going to be lost on much of GQ’s readership.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Reveals Nearly Naked Body for Burberry [VIDEO]

Townsquare Media — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 22:37:14 +0000

After a foray into acting with robots and Shia Lebeouf, 'Transformers' star Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is back to her modeling roots as the face (and body) of Burberry's new fragrance, Burberry Body.

Burberry gave the 23-year-old her big break in 2008 when it cast her in its fall/winter campaign. The exposure led to Rosie getting higher profile gigs as a Victoria's Secret Angel and a Michael Bay muse.

If you want to see more of Huntington-Whiteley, there are a couple teaser videos for the Burberry body campaign below.

Frolic – Suicide Girl of the Day

gonzo — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 18:47:57 +0000

Meet Frolic, a SuicideGirl from Ohio who says finishing a good book makes her both sad and happy. Name: Frolic Age: 24 Location: Ohio Into: Cat naps, Sailor Jerry, lazy days, frolicking int he sunshine, good laughs, good friends, good times Not into: Children, mustard tomatoes Makes me happy: Finishing a good book Makes me [...]

Amarynth – Suicide Girl of the Day

gonzo — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 16:02:52 +0000

Meet Amarynth, a Rhode Island SuicideGirl who loves to cook and digs hipbones. Save the cheesy pickup lines on this babe, fellas, because this babe says they turn her right off. Name: Amarynth Location: Providence, RI Into: Tattoos, piercings, hipbones, cuddling, showers with others, art, photography, being outside, flowers, cooking, baking, eating, creating, walking, new [...]

Kate Upton in a Bikini – Tough to Beat in a Staring Contest [VIDEO]

gonzo — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 15:56:14 +0000

While Kate Upton is certainly pretty enough for a fellow to get lost in her eyes, she also has certain below-the-neck attributes that make steady eye contact tricky.

In this ad for Sobe, the swimsuit model uses her famous assets to quickly dispatch of a hapless opponent in a staring contest.

Check it out below, and see if you can keep your eyes up.

Hiky – Suicide Girl of the Day

gonzo — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 15:49:52 +0000

Meet Hiky, a Californian Suicide Girl who likes knitting, baby bunnies and guzzlin’ cups of Joe. Name: Hiky Age: 23 Location: California Into: Life Makes me happy: Friends, music, living, art, baby bunnies, Snapple Apple Makes me sad: Love Hobbies: Ceramics, painting, drawing, knitting, Five things I can’t live without: Mascara, Arizona iced teas, stuffed [...]

Dali — Suicide Girl of the Day

Stephanie Berning — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 20:33:55 +0000

Meet Dali, an American Suicide Girl who lives life to the extreme, listing snowboarding, rock climbing and, umm, sleeping as her hobbies. Name: Dali Location: US Into: Art, fashion, food, snowboarding, traveling, meeting new people, lightning, paradoxes, nonsense, sci-fi movies, well-done tattoos, laughing at life’s oddities, the Cincinnati Bengals, San Jose Sharks, Oakland Athletics, and [...]

Has Prince Harry Found His Princess In Swimsuit Model Florence Brudenell-Bruce? [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 20:01:52 +0000

It’s good to be Prince. The Sun reports that Prince Harry is now dating lingerie and swimwear model Florence Brudenell-Bruce. Harry had been engaged in an on-again, off-again relationship with South African law student Chelsy Davy, and recent reports had linked the 26-year old to royal wedding scene-stealer Pippa Middleton. But, according to a well-connected [...]

Jaune — Suicide Girl of the Day

Stephanie Berning — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 18:59:00 +0000

Meet Jaune, a Colombian Suicide Girl who says she believes in love, but could never love. Name: Jaune Location: Colombia Into: Dreaming, music, animals, tattoos, Hello Kitty, I have few friends, but the ones I have are enough, I believe in love but could never love Hobbies: Listening to music, shopping with friends Favorite bands: [...]

Mamba — Suicide Girl of the Day

Stephanie Berning — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 19:09:05 +0000

Meet Mamba, a Brazilian Suicide Girl who spends most of her free time painting and in clouds. She says her favorite music is the sound of birds and the beach. Name: Mamba Age: 31 Location: Brazil Into: Painting, kickboxing Makes me happy: Home Makes me sad: Earth peace Hobbies: Exercise, running Five things I can’t [...]

Discoquette and Nahp – Suicide Girls of the Day

Stephanie Berning — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 19:20:49 +0000

Meet Discoquette and Nahp,two Suicide Girls who hate animal abuse but seem to love each other. Name: Discoquette Age: 24 Location: I’m lost Into: Photography, art, horror movies, painting Not into: Drugs, animal abuse Makes me happy: I’m a romantic person, so I love having romantic moments at romantic places Makes me sad: Loneliness Hobbies: [...]

We're Looking For The Hottest M.I.L.F. in the Ark-La-Tex!

gonzo — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 05:01:05 +0000

The M.I.L.F.s are coming! 99X and Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club are sending an all points bulletin for the hottest M.I.L.F. in the Ark-la-tex! Get the camera out and let your Milf-ness shine with The 99X and Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club M.I.L.F. Contest.

Response to Kayla's Post Below: Who Gives a Damn? She's Friggin' Hot and Her Breast are Amazazing

Gabe — Thu, 26 May 2011 13:59:13 +0000

This is a response from every person with a Y chromosome. Christina Hendricks can have fake boobs, real boobs, half and half, etc but as long as they look like that, the world is a better place. As a man, I salute Christina (I’m not going to go south with that joke but i think [...]