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Chronic Masturbator Sues To Gain Access to Porn in Jail

Kyle Richards, a prisoner awaiting sentence on a bank robbery conviction, claims he suffers from chronic masturbation syndrome and needs porn to manage his affliction.

And since the 21-year old isn’t being provided access to pornography behind bars in Michigan’s Macomb County jail, he is suing the state and Gov. Rick Snyder for cruel and unusual punishment under the Eighth Amendment.

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Courtney Love ‘Steals’ Photographer’s Car

Color us unsurprised: Rocker/actress Courtney Love reportedly stole photographer David LaChappelle’s car Monday night, leaving him stranded — not to mention angry.

The incident reportedly took place at New York’s Soho House, where LaChappelle had agreed to let Love borrow his chauffeur-driven SUV so she could drive to director Brett Ratner’s house and pick him up.

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Amish Man Arrested For Arranging Horse and Buggy Tryst With 12-Year-Old Girl

While the Amish completely reject most technologies, like the automobile, they apparently aren’t dead set against cellphone use.

In fact, Amish man Willard Yoder used his cellphone to send 600 sexually charged text messages to a 12-year-old girl.

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Man Robs Bank For $1 To Get Prison Healthcare [VIDEO]

Last week, James Verone walked into an RBC bank –sans gun – with a robbery plan. However, unlike most bank robbers, his plan did not involve walking out with loads of cash.

Instead, the 59-year-old North Carolina man actually wanted to be arrested so he’d have access to prison healthcare provided by the government.

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Arrested Man Claims He Drank 48 Beers During Birthday Celebration

For his 58th birthday, Florida resident James Taylor (no relation to the singer) drank 48 beers.

Or at least that’s what he told the cops when they arrested him last week for causing a disturbance at Florida’s Hudson Beach.

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Robbery Pays for Gum
Fort Lauderdale Police Department
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Robber Forced to Buy Gum to Get Money in Cash Register [VIDEO]

It takes money to make money. That old adage applies even to those on the wrong side of the law.

A robber in Fort Lauderdale, Florida had to buy a pack of gum in order to get a cash register to open when he tried to hold up a discount store earlier this month.

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Picture from Joelk75 via Flickr
Picture from Joelk75 via Flickr
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Extreme Heat Is Finally Driving People Insane! [VIDEO] NSFW

With Temperatures hitting triple digits already in most parts of the country, it's no wonder people are going insane.

A 16-year-old boy in Rock Hill, South Carolina, was arrested for simple assault on a giant ice cream cone

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From Arrr! via Flickr
From Arrr! via Flickr
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This Bring Whole New Meaning To The Phrase “Hair of the Dog”

A 20 year old kid from Ohio was arrested at around midnight a few nights ago after police got calls that he was out of control and attacking people.After a long search, Deputies finally found him passed out under a trailer

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Photo by Central Press/Getty Images
Photo by Central Press/Getty Images
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GO GREASED LIGHTNING

It was a flash-fried getaway that scalded the fate of a Nebraska couple suspected of stealing leftover cooking grease from a local restaurant.

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Photo from David Boyle in DC via Flickr
Photo from David Boyle in DC via Flickr
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Beer: Is There Anything It CAN’T Do?! [VIDEO]

A 45-year-old man in Burton, Michigan, was walking home after midnight, carrying a plastic bag with a can of beer inside that he'd just bought.He says a stranger accosted him, pulled a pocketknife and demanded money

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Glenn Stoner Arrested on Marijuana Charges for Second Time
Pinellas County Sheriff's Office
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Glenn Stoner Arrested on Marijuana Charges for Second Time

Glenn Stoner's arrest should come as no surprise.

Police in Clearwater, Florida hauled the 56-year-old man to jail for -- you guessed it -- cultivation of marijuana.

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