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In New York, Apparently Strip Clubs Have No Artistic Value…LIES!

If there is one thing Vinnie Paul and I have in common, it's an undying love of strippers. And I find it very insulting that a New York Court ruled 4-3 that Nite Moves Strip Club in Albany couldn't get "dramatic or musical arts performances” tax exemption because strip clubs have no artistic value...WHAT?!?

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Gas Station Attendant Stops Robbery With Natty Ice

I used to think it took a lot of balls and patience to work at a gas station since you have to deal with jackasses all day long, plus survive the occasional armed robbery. But, like most things in life, I was wrong. The only thing you need to survive and thrive as a gas station attendant is Natural Ice. Lots and lots of Natty Ice.

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Is That a Pomeranian in Your Pants or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Some guy steals a Pomeranian from a pet store in New York by stuffing the poor dog in his pants. Finally some truth to the amazing line from "No Strings Attached," "It's like a crime scene in my pants."

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Introducing “The Long Island Hot Dog Hooker”…So Many Jokes, So Little Time…

 

According to the New York Post, Catherine Scalia, an owner of a roadside hot dog truck and prostitute of local legend, was busted for allegedly handling more than one kind of wiener on her van.

She was arrested the other night by an undercover cop for offering him the chance to slather a little "Gentlemen's Relish" on her buns.

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Woman Sues McDonald’s For Turning Her Into Hooker!

“Would you like fries with that? No? How about a blow job?”  What?!?!?!  Has something new been added to the Dollar Menu?!?!?

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Man Dies in Geriatric Meth Lab Explosion

Sooner or later, it had to happen.  You cut their Social Security.  You cut their medicare. You jack up the price of cigarettes and Depends.  Eventually, you hit the breaking point, and Grandma and her posse have to crank (pun not intended...seriously) up a meth lab in the nursing home just to make ends meet.

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300-pound Naked Man Steals Socks from Walmart [VIDEO]

A 300 LB Pennsylvania man was arrested after waltzing into a Walmart wearing nothing but his birthday suit and stealing a pair of socks (and, no it wasn’t Stu...).

Thirty-two-year-old Verdon Lamont Taylor was arrested Wednesday night after police say he stripped off his clothes in the parking lot and went into the store

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What Do Drunk Germans Do When They Get Arrested? [VIDEO]

Well, unlike most people who get arrested, the Germans  fight back...with a dildo.  And yes this video is as weird as it sounds (What kind of man carries around a pink dildo in his pocket?).

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Naked Cowgirl Arrested for DUI

In Corpus Christi, Texas 18 year old Taylor Burnham was arrested after drunk driving and evading police. That in itself is not all that interesting. What is interesting is that when police found her, she was wearing nothing except a pair of cowboy boots.

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127 Uses For Duct Tape. No, Wait…Make That 128 [VIDEO]

What?!?!? You mean this is a felony?????

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Stu’s News for 01-26-12

Pat Sajack admitted to getting sloshed during Wheel of Fortune.  Scientist know how to "cloak" things (don't tell the Klingons).  A Shreveport Police officer is arrested for solicitation and narcotics

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Dead Man Impregnates Woman – Made To Order Zombies?

When The Rolling Stones said , “You, you make a dead man come (sic),” I don't think this is what they had in mind.    A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients.  A dead client.  Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke - of the Mourning Glory Mortuary outside of Lexington, Missouri  - with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

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