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Woman Sues McDonald’s For Turning Her Into Hooker!
March 29, 2012 “Would you like fries with that? No? How about a blow job?” What?!?!?! Has something new been added to the Dollar Menu?!?!?
Stupid Criminals
Stupid Criminals
March 29, 2012
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Man Dies in Geriatric Meth Lab Explosion
Sooner or later, it had to happen. You cut their Social Security. You cut their medicare. You jack up the price of cigarettes and Depends. Eventually, you hit the breaking point, and Grandma and her posse have to crank (pun not intended...seriously) up a meth lab in the nursing home just to make ends meet.
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300-pound Naked Man Steals Socks from Walmart [VIDEO]
February 24, 2012 A 300 LB Pennsylvania man was arrested after waltzing into a Walmart wearing nothing but his birthday suit and stealing a pair of socks (and, no it wasn’t Stu...).
Thirty-two-year-old Verdon Lamont Taylor was arrested Wednesday night after police say he stripped off his clothes in the parking lot and went into the store
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What Do Drunk Germans Do When They Get Arrested? [VIDEO]
February 20, 2012 Well, unlike most people who get arrested, the Germans fight back...with a dildo. And yes this video is as weird as it sounds (What kind of man carries around a pink dildo in his pocket?).
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Naked Cowgirl Arrested for DUI
In Corpus Christi, Texas 18 year old Taylor Burnham was arrested after drunk driving and evading police. That in itself is not all that interesting. What is interesting is that when police found her, she was wearing nothing except a pair of cowboy boots.
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127 Uses For Duct Tape. No, Wait…Make That 128 [VIDEO]
What?!?!? You mean this is a felony?????
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Stu’s News for 01-26-12
January 26, 2012 Pat Sajack admitted to getting sloshed during Wheel of Fortune. Scientist know how to "cloak" things (don't tell the Klingons). A Shreveport Police officer is arrested for solicitation and narcotics
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Dead Man Impregnates Woman – Made To Order Zombies?
When The Rolling Stones said , “You, you make a dead man come (sic),” I don't think this is what they had in mind. A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients. A dead client. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke - of the Mourning Glory Mortuary outside of Lexington, Missouri - with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
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Tip of the Day: Don’t Drive Drunk (Especially When Carrying The Bar Tab in Your Pocket) [VIDEO]
January 6, 2012 We here at 99X don't condone drunk driving. It's just dumb. You can go to jail, loose your license, pay an assload of money to the authorities...and more importantly, you could seriously hurt yourself or someone else
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Crack Really Does Kill! [VIDEO]
December 28, 2011 When we hear those old wives tales like "If you masturbate, you'll go blind", we generally pay them no mind because we think they are BS. And most of them probably are. However, the saying "Crack Kills" can now being taken literally
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Woman Steals Case of Guinness With Her, Uh, Hoo Hah [VIDEO]
I remember when I was a mere juvenile delinquent...watching a friend shoplift a Playboy from the shelf of a local drug store. It seemed like a lot of trouble. Casing the joint to make sure no one was watching. Turning his back to the store's video surveillance camera (like his series of ridiculous contortions to get the magazine shoved down his pants weren't a dead giveaway!). Obviously, the camera was for show, as he staggered out of the store bowlegged with not a single drug store cop at his heels. But, like I said....a lot of work for a $5.00 magazine.
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Frosty Kidnapped…Partys Hard…Returns Home
Sad: Somebody stole an inflatable Frosty the Snowman from a family's front yard. Awesome: The captors show Frosty a good time, document the whole thing, and return him two weeks later...
According to the (Melbourne, Australia) Herald Sun, a beloved Christmas decoration was returned to his family yesterday bearing the signs of two weeks of heavy partying.