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Enraged Man Beats Woman in Wheelchair for Eating Last Piece of Chicken
Some people have no clue how to treat the handicapped.
Stupid Criminals
Stupid Criminals
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Man Arrested After Breaking Into Restaurant, Eating 16 Slices of Pie and Falling Asleep
A man broke into a Baltimore fast-food restaurant last month and ate 16 slices of pie before falling asleep and being captured, police say. Baltimore police responded to a break-in at a Popeye's chicken restaurant on Feb. 19, whereupon they found a 62-year-old man asleep on the floor of the establishme
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Dumb Prisoner Escapes So He Can Drink at a Bar
Timothy Bonner went from the cooler to drinking a cool one and back again.
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A Special Edition of Teacher/Student Sex
January 23, 2013 Now, I say "Special" not just for the reason of the act of coitus being "special," but rather that the teacher was a Special Ed teacher.
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Bucket-Wearing Man Burglarizes Slidell Seafood Restaurant [VIDEO]
It seems 23-year-old Richard Boudreaux was quite prepared to burglarize his old place of employment...except for one important piece of gear -- a mask. He realized a little late that security cameras in Kenney's Seafood in Slidell would capture his face
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Dumbass of the Day: Kid Narcs on Himself
January 4, 2013 Meet 18-year-old Jacob Cox-Brown. This moron has been able to help the police provide the details to a crime that is related to some cars damaged by a drunk driver last New Year's Eve. How did he do this?
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Worst Bank Robber Ever Caught While Masturbating on Sidewalk
As any guy knows, the need for, um, release can sometimes be powerful and all-consuming. But there are probably better times to choke the chicken than in the aftermath of a bank robbery. Just sayin'.
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Priest Bites Off Fellow Priest’s Ear in Fight Over Parking Space
The last time we heard about somebody having his ear bitten off during a fight, the unfortunate victim was boxer Evander Holyfield. This time both the suddenly ear-less man and the flesh-chomping perpetrator are holy men.
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In New York, Apparently Strip Clubs Have No Artistic Value…LIES!
October 24, 2012 If there is one thing Vinnie Paul and I have in common, it's an undying love of strippers. And I find it very insulting that a New York Court ruled 4-3 that Nite Moves Strip Club in Albany couldn't get "dramatic or musical arts performances” tax exemption because strip clubs have no artistic value...WHAT?!?
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Gas Station Attendant Stops Robbery With Natty Ice
September 22, 2012 I used to think it took a lot of balls and patience to work at a gas station since you have to deal with jackasses all day long, plus survive the occasional armed robbery. But, like most things in life, I was wrong. The only thing you need to survive and thrive as a gas station attendant is Natural Ice. Lots and lots of Natty Ice.
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Is That a Pomeranian in Your Pants or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Some guy steals a Pomeranian from a pet store in New York by stuffing the poor dog in his pants. Finally some truth to the amazing line from "No Strings Attached," "It's like a crime scene in my pants."
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Introducing “The Long Island Hot Dog Hooker”…So Many Jokes, So Little Time…
May 8, 2012
According to the New York Post, Catherine Scalia, an owner of a roadside hot dog truck and prostitute of local legend, was busted for allegedly handling more than one kind of wiener on her van.
She was arrested the other night by an undercover cop for offering him the chance to slather a little "Gentlemen's Relish" on her buns.