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Did This Reporter Just Say ‘Sex’???
We figured athletes were good with the ladies but apparently this reporter knows more than we do.
MMA Fighter Jon “Bones” Jones Brutally Breaks His Toe [FBHW]
Jon "Bones" Jones took home the UFC light heavyweight belt this weekend after defeating Chael Sonnen. Jones didn't leave the octagon unscathed though, his big toe was flipped upside down. Yes, completely upside down. Jones didn't even notice the injury until he was being interviewed after the fight.
The Amateur Oklahoma City Thunder Fight Song Is Really Bad [FBHW]
The Oklahoma City Thunder have had one hell of a year. They ended the season #1 in the Western Conference and have the second best record in the NBA. With such a successful season in the rear view mirror and the playoffs just getting under way, it's abot time they get a worthy fight song. That's where a shirtless fan from California steps in...
UFC Ring Card Girl Arianny Celeste Strips In Elevator, Will Be At UFC on FOX 7
UFC on FOX 7 is scheduled for Saturday night in San Jose, Calif. UFC ring card girl Arianny Celeste — the young woman in the Cinefix FilmStrip video above — will be there, too. She tweeted out her confirmation this morning:
Wake up!!! Meeting in the morning then off to San Jose for @ufc .work hard play hard
[UPDATE] Explosions Rock Boston Marathon; Three Dead & More Than 100 Injured
NCAA Bracket Challenge Recap — The Highs, the Lows & a Winner!
With Louisville's victory over Michigan in the 2013 NCAA basketball tournament on Monday night, our million dollar NCAA Bracket Challenge has come to a close.
Among the numerous entrants vying against gonzo (and each other!) for a shot at a special tailgating prize pack, $10,000 and the grand prize of $1 million, we found a winner!
Little Girl Imitates Angry Basketball Father [FBHW]
For better or for worse, this cute little girl is her daddy's doppelganger. In the video, a little girl's dad is watching a Boston Celtics regular season game while yelling at the TV. The girl quickly follows suit and begins to imitate everything her dad says, swear words and all. The mother is probably using this video as evidence in an upcoming custody battle after she divorces angry Celtics dad.
Mainus Is Itching For A Submission — MMA Fighter Has Worst Name On The Planet [FBHW]
I thought I had a bad name for jokes (my last name is Bohner... mispronounced as "boner.") But I got nothing on MMA fighter Danny Mainus (mispronounced as "my anus.") Famous MMA commentator, Michael Schiavello, didn't dwell on the fact that the fighter's name was Mainus. But he did use the incorrect pronunciation of his name, which lead to some awesome statements during the fight.
Two Chicks Have a Rock Wall Race at Patty in the Plaza [VIDEO]
Sunday's St. Patrick's Day party, Patty in the Plaza, was mostly a family-friendly event. That didn't stop us from trying to have a little adult fun. Since we were unable to convince any lovely ladies to get into the bouncy castle and bounce in slow motion (something about 'having too much self respect'?), we did the next best thing: have two local girls face off against each other in a race up an inflatable rock wall.
Place your bets on who emerges victorious, but know this: you win no matter what.
Time to Complete Your NCAA Tournament Bracket – You Could Win a Million Dollars
‘LSU Boobs’ Twitter Page Features College Girls Who Wear Their Love of the Tigers on Their Chests
The sports world ramps up this time each year for the NCAA March Madness basketball tournament -- a veritable who's who of the top college teams across the US. It also increases interest in college babes showing off their...school spirit. Lucky for us, the LSU Tigers have their very own (unofficial!) Twitter dedicated to satisfying that demand.

