Hi. My name is Gonzo, and I'm a fan of Jimmy Kimmel. There I said it. That's step number one, right? Seriously, Kimmel has managed to consistently managed to crack my ass up since his days as "Jimmy the Sports Philosopher"...
Louisiana lawmakers want to make it illegal for the homeless to ask people for money. Late last month, the Louisiana legislature passed a bill that would make it a misdemeanor offense for individuals to panhandle. The measure was approved by a unanimous vote in the House and has moved on to the Senate.
Louisiana lawmakers have gone to great lengths to ensure residents of the state understand the phrase “exit only.” Even though the United States Supreme Court ruled the state’s anti-sodomy law unconstitutional over a decade ago, making it illegal for police to lock people up for bumping the old stink-eye, the Louisiana House of Representatives has voted against removing the ban.
Let’s forget about discussing exactly why it has become some sort of pseudo fashion for young women to auction off their virginity, and let’s talk about what you would do if you were the lucky, bidding bastard that ends up winning this particular auction.
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