Hey, they sell coffee made from beans crapped by yaks (wildebeast, wombat...some animal, who really cares what it is. It's coffee from crap). And they sell it for a lot of money. Seriously, Starbucks can't even afford to sell this crap coffee. With that in mind, I would think that this German liquor company G-Spirits is sitting on a gold mine!
September 27, 2012 It's the best of both worlds. One of the first (and greatest) metal bands of all time - Led Zeppelin - meets hot chicks. There are tribute bands...then there are tribute bands I would actually go see. Zepparella are one of those bands. They look good in spandex, and they can play!
September 26, 2012 We all love Call Of Duty. We all love killing Zombies. And we all love Avenged Sevenfold. So, what happens when we combine all three things together? Well, we get a new COD: Black Ops 2 Trailer featuring the latest from AX7 'Carry On'! You can check the trailer out after the jump and remember Black Ops hits stores on November 13th!
Remember those television aerobics shows that you used to fap to before school? Liar!!! I used to set my alarm 30 minutes before I really needed to wake up just to watch those feisty minxes bend and stretch to a lousy dance soundtrack. What mammeries! I mean memories.
We love seeing people getting thousands of volts applied to various body parts. Whether they scream in pain, convulse on the floor, or urinate in their pants - we crack up every time! Imagine our glee when we came across a video that not only shows people being tased to unconsciousness, but shows CHICKS IN UNDERWEAR BEING TASED!!!
If you've watched a UFC event, chances are, you're familiar with Arianny Celeste. One of the UFC's most popular ring-girls, as well as a Playboy model, Bud Lite Spokes-model, host of Ultimate Insider, and all-around hot babe - her assets have been paraded across TV stations, magazines, and Fap-Master fantasies for the past couple of years.
First there was the Runaways. Then Kittie. And Cherri Bomb. The all-girl band thing has been done before, but never like this. On Sept. 25, an off-the-wall mockumentary about a rock band comprised of four adult performers called Tight will be hitting stores. The movie follows the group as they go out on the road and live the rock 'n' roll lifestyle.
What? You really thought I was talking about a new development in sports technology? What website do you think you've logged on to, anyway? This video should have been shot in Shreveport. With the potholes, cracks, and Bumps in our streets, imagine the mayhem! The bouncing, the flapping, the flopping, the fapping! Excuse me, I just had a moment.
September 14, 2012
September 14, 2012 Our Digital Guy, Woody the Digital D-Bag, is having a rough go of it. Not only are we beating him up daily for killing the fun great content on our website, but he's a socially awkward fella that just can't find anyone to love him. And even though he has many, many, many, many (I could do this all day) faults and short comings and...let's just call them 'idiosyncrasies', there is now a dating site where he could ACTUALLY pick up a woman with something other than a hundred dollar bill.
September 13, 2012 Apparently, we here at 99X have been naughty, naughty boys and we have been severely (some may say overly) reprimanded. But just because we can't say or do certain things anymore...doesn't mean other can't. So, here is a video of celebrities (ranging from the Iron Sheik to Dennis Hopper) dropping bombs we aren't allowed to anymore. Enjoy!
September 11, 2012 Here are the top songs dedicated to 'self pleasure' (Notice I didn't call it by its more common name. Woody the Digital D-bag has deemed that word to be too much. Which is kind of ironic considering what we call him around the office). It's something we all participate in and some great songs have come of it. (No pun intended).
