December 6, 2012 With Christmas being right around the corner, chances are you'll be having holiday guests and family coming over and ruining your life. But this holiday season you can kill two birds with one stone. Not only can you have some decent dishware, but you can have the joy of watching your in-laws lick your balls clean!
Hands. We all have them. Two, in fact. Well, except for Captain Hook, Merle Dixon from "The Walking Dead" and that dude from "127 Hours." (Too soon?) But not all hands are created equal -- some guys have dainty feminine hands, and then there are ladies out there with sizable man paws.
We received this random picture of somebody's hands and just couldn't figure out if the mitts belonged to a man or a woman. What do you think?
Christmas is the time of giving. It's the season of peace on Earth and goodwill toward men. In keeping with that holiday spirit, we're giving you the greatest gift of all: pictures of hot girls wearing Santa Claus hats, skimpy Christmas lingerie and sexy ribbons.
As guys, we'll eat almost anything. Brew us up some cat poop coffee, toss us a stuffed cone pizza explosion; we can handle it. There is one thing we're a little weary to try, though -- mostly because it's a male issue at hand -- deep fried turkey testicles.
November 26, 2012
"Bad Santa" was one of the best Christmas movies of all time. Why? Because it showed the true mall Santa Claus for what he is. One of the best parts is that Lauren Graham has a thing for the Jolly Old Elf. The bad part...that Jolly Old Elf is Billy Bob Thornton.
November 26, 2012 Holiday Season is right around the corner which means a lot of miserable family dinners, interacting with loved ones (I use that term loosely) and putting up with Grandpa crapping his pants and telling you all his old war stories even though he was never even in the military
November 20, 2012 Thanksgiving is a stressful day full of overbearing family members, loud kids and way too much cooking. But that doesn't mean you can't have a little dirty fun when no one is looking.
Here are some sexy cooking instructions for one of my favorite Thanksgiving dishes: S&Mashed potatoes.
November 20, 2012 I think it's safe to say that if you are somewhere between the age of 15 & 100, you've probably seen a porno. And once you see one, you've seen them all. (Woman (or women) gets all hot and bothered, random guy shows up, moaning ensues, then comes the money shot, repeat.)
Personally, I think the best part of the porn business are the ads. They have to be super creative and ingenious to capture our attention and not corrupt the minds of the world's youth (as if they won't discover the joys of porn and fried chicken sooner or later on their own). So, here are some of the best porn ad campaigns of the past 10 years or so. Enjoy!
Made specifically for the hunter, tailgater, "on the train to work" chugger or just any old drunk uncle, the Enjoi Beer Hunter jacket helps lug around all those bottles and cans of beer.
November 15, 2012 One of my favorite YouTube channels is ASAP Science. It's sort of like Bill Nye the Science Guy for adults. They break down all kinds of awesome stuff and tell you why things happen in a way anyone can understand. It's pretty awesome. Today, they cover the mystery of 'Morning Wood.'
November 7, 2012 Zach Galifianakis said, and now it has been proven to be true, that dick jokes are funny in any language. Last night on the Chinese version of Twitter, Sina Weibo, Durex Condoms posted what is quite possibly the greatest condom ad EVER!
There would be two things I would enjoy about working at Revolver Magazine - aside from all the free music. The Hottest Chicks in Hard Rock issue, and The Hottest Chicks in Hard Rock calendar. Fappalicious
