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What Dads REALLY Want For Father’s Day

If you're a dad, chances are you're getting some ties, socks and, if you're lucky, a sweet "No. 1 Dad" mug this Sunday. But what do you REALLY want? According to dads on the Internet, the wish list is pretty simple

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Greatest Father’s Day Tribute Ever [VIDEO]

Father's Day: A celebration honoring fathers and celebrating fatherhood, paternal bonds, and the influence of fathers in society. You know it happens once a year, but you're never quite sure exactly when

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Top 10 Best Mother’s Day Gifts for Rock Moms

There are many different types of moms: those who love the outdoors, moms with full-time jobs and stay-at-home moms. I happen to be one of those moms who works hard and rocks harder! So I've put together this list of the top 10 best gifts for the rocker moms like me

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‘Does the Carpet Match the Drapes?’ + Other Ways to Piss Off a Ginger

It’s St. Patrick’s Day, and in honor of the day of the wearin’ o’ the green I’m going to offer a little insight into redhead life and help you avoid earning the ire of gingers.

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The Flipside of Valentine’s Day: Steak and BJ Day

On February 14, men show women how much they're loved with flowers and chocolate. Today, March 14, is the day for women to reciprocate those feelings of endearment.

It’s Steak and BJ Day.

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Ash Wednesday Pick-Up Lines May Be the Great Twitter Trend of All Time!

For those of you that know me, I'm not big on Twitter. I use it occasionally to keep up with the cool kids, but generally speaking I don't know my ass from a hole in the ground. But today while bumbling around on the Twitter machine, I found one of the funniest/most offensive trends ever, #AshWednesdayPickUpLines!

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Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas That Don’t Suck

Guys, let's face it -- there are two days you CAN'T screw up when it comes to your old lady: her birthday and Valentine's Day. You drop the ball on either of these days and not only are you not getting laid for a couple of months, but you'll be living in fear of imminent castration.

So, to make your lady happy and ensure the safety of your precious member, here are some Valentine's Day gifts that don't suck! Your woman (and penis) will thank me later!

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Poor Kid Vomits During Holiday Concert, Classmates Don’t Stop Singing [VIDEO]

What’s that they say about the show going on?

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5 Scary, Creepy and Unsettling Things About Christmas

Christmas is the time of giving and families, but it also has a darker side.

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The Holderness Family Grabs National Attention with Funny Christmas Rap Video

Well, this is one way to spread holiday cheer. The Holdernesses, an actual family, have created a Christmas greeting card video called 'Xmas Jammies' that has viral written all over it. But that's sort of the point.

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Jimmy Kimmel Live Presents “Thrashing Through the Snow: A Very Megadeth Christmas”, Hilarity Ensues {VIDEO]

Rock bands recording Christmas songs is nothing new. Even punk bands and metal bands have been getting into the Christmas spirit for years now. But, for some reason, it just warms my heart cockles to see Megadeth enter the reindeer games

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5 Hilarious Calls Made to the Butterball Turkey Hotline

We aren’t all master chefs accustomed to cooking huge meals for dozens people, so the kind folks at Butterball have been answering all our Thanksgiving-turkey-cooking-related questions for years. And during that time, they've had some funny calls.

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