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Death By Oral Sex – The Tale of the Toxic Taco

My girlfriend is really big on real-life crime shows, especially the ones about scorned lovers (Lord help me) like 'Who the F#&k Did I Marry?' and 'Deadly Women.' But in all the episodes I've been forced to watch, I've never seen a murder plot quite like this.

A Brazilian woman was arrested for attempting to kill her husband by poisoning her vagina.

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Desperate Men Commit Inside Job in Crime of the Century, Stealing $65,000 Worth of Chicken Wings

The brains behind a fowl crime in Georgia’s Gwinnett County thought they’d get away with it on a wing and a prayer.

Especially a wing.

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Twisted Sister’s Dee Snider Roasted by Zakk Wylde, Scott Ian, Lita Ford + More

Twisted Sister's Dee Snider was subject to a little skewering Thursday night (Jan. 24), but it was all for a good cause as the Revolver / Guitar World Rock & Roll Roast raised funds for the MusiCares organization.

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STD Ridden Pothead From Bossier Looking For Love – Craigslist Personal Ad of the Week

Since Valentine's Day is right around the corner and a lot of you guys and gals out there are single, I figured I'd try to lend a helping hand by posting the best Craigslist Personal Ads of the week. 

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Steak and a BJ Day Is Quite Possibly the Greatest Holiday EVER!

This time of the year sucks the big one if your a guy. Valentine's Day is right around the corner and the pressure to meet your ladies expectations is mounting. And guys, we all know what happens if we fail: we don't get laid and we get bitched at on a pretty consistent basis.

It sucks. It's terrible that all the pressure is on us and we get nothing in return. Well, finally, the shoe gets put on the other foot with a love holiday designed for guys -- Steak & BJ Day.

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The ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’ Porn Parody You Never Wanted Is Here! [VIDEO]

You grew up to him. You tripped acid to him. And now, you can whack off to Spongebob Squarepants.

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Manti Te’o, The eHarmony Ad

"I hate fake people. It's like they're not there when you're talking to them," says Manti Te’o in this Funny or Die eHarmony parody.

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Check Out These Hot Photos of Manti Te’o's Girlfriend

Notre Dame player Manti Te'o had a rough week, but the hottest thing to come out of his involvement in an apparent "Catfish"-inspired hoax are photos of his imaginary girlfriend. 99X got our hands on a few of the pictures, and man are they hot!

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Monster Truck Surprises Kids at Miss Holli’s Child Development Center

 

The children at Miss Holli's Child Development Center in Benton got a big and loud surprise this morning, thanks to a visit from Monster Nation's colossal monster truck, "Toxic."

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The NFL – Bad Lip Reading [VIDEO]

I'm a huge football fan. I love it! (Go Ravens!) But I've always wondered what the hell all the coaches and players were yelling about on the sideline...Now we know.

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Bucket-Wearing Man Burglarizes Slidell Seafood Restaurant [VIDEO]

It seems 23-year-old Richard Boudreaux was quite prepared to burglarize his old place of employment...except for one important piece of gear -- a mask. He realized a little late that security cameras in Kenney's Seafood in Slidell would capture his face

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10 Truly Terrible Dog Tattoos

For many dog lovers, getting a memorial tattoo in honor of your departed friend or even just some ink to show how rad you think Spud MacKenzie is makes perfect sense, especially if you're new to the world of piercings and tattoos.

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