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Song Answers the Question: “Is Jack White a…?” [VIDEO]

Jack White is a what?!?!?!?  I've heard him called one on numerous occasions (like here, for one). But the Jack White I know is an ARTIST, a MUSICAL GENIUS, and therefore has a legitimate right to certain eccentricities, right?

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Philip Anselmo / Ben Weinman
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Philip Anselmo + Ben Weinman Become Founders of the Cat Pants Gang

The first rule of cat pants gang is: wear your damn cat pants. The second rule of cat pants gang is: look fabulous in your badass cat pants.

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What Dads REALLY Want For Father’s Day

If you're a dad, chances are you're getting some ties, socks and, if you're lucky, a sweet "No. 1 Dad" mug this Sunday. But what do you REALLY want? According to dads on the Internet, the wish list is pretty simple

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Kid Freaks Out Getting His First Tattoo [VIDEO]

For hundreds of years, people have been getting tattoos. Some to mark places in society, some to represent places they've been and things they've done, and now it's sort of a rite of passage into adulthood. A lot of people get tattoos. Hell, I have several and am planning on getting another soon.

But if you are going to go out and get a tattoo, you can't act like a little bitch. If you do, you will be mocked and ridiculed endlessly -- just like this kid.

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Puff’s Playlist: Top Bill Burr Jokes [VIDEO]

I love stand up comedy. And right now, one of my favorite living comedians has to be Bill Burr. Yesterday (June 10th) Bill celebrated his 46th Birthday! So, happy birthday Bill. In honor of his masculine insanity, here are some of my favorite Bill Burr stories. Enjoy!

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Somebody Hacked Neil Young’s Twitter and Sent Out Lots of Porn

Neil Young fans who follow the singer-songwriter on Twitter got a shocking, or maybe pleasant, surprise over the weekend.

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What it’s Like Giving a Deposition

I recently had to go give a deposition and it was pretty dang stressful. Though I can't say it's as bad as this video. 4 talented actors all got together and reenacted a deposition. The results are hilarious and sad at the same time

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Another Hilariously Bad ‘Wheel of Fortune’ Guess to Make You Feel Smart

The Internet loves bad 'Wheel of Fortune' guesses, and the genre just received a new member. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Steven, a particularly bad 'Wheel of Fortune' guesser.

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Stormtrooper Cribs
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Emp TV Cribs: Stormtrooper Edition [VIDEO]

It was only a matter of time before MTV ran out of rappers, rock stars, and Jackasses. Eventually, they were going to have to find other 'cribs' to invade.

With the Star Wars franchise getting ready to re-launch Disney style, apparently it was a good time to check out a Startrooper crib:

Go behind the scenes here:

Lemmy of Motorhead
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Motorhead Frontman Lemmy Kilmister’s Face Miraculously Appears on Pancake

It's been said that 'Lemmy is God,' and now we may have proof. Motorhead frontman Lemmy Kilmister's face has miraculously appeared on a pancake!

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Pete Holmes - X-Men - Wolverine
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Times Are Hard: Even the X-Men Face Layoffs [VIDEOS]

Superhero movie-fans rejoice! This weekend sees the release of the seventh flick in the X-Men francise, and if all goes as expected, it will be another summer blockbuster.

X-Men: Days of Future Past is the follow-up to X-Men: Firs

Rape Glasses
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New! From Ronco! It’s Rape Glasses! Sick and Yet Amusing [VIDEO - NSFW, MAYBE]

You have no idea how difficult this job is.  Hours a day pouring over website after website looking for something to amuse and entertain...myself.  Then talking on the radio for a couple of hours

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