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Emp TV Cribs: Stormtrooper Edition [VIDEO]

It was only a matter of time before MTV ran out of rappers, rock stars, and Jackasses. Eventually, they were going to have to find other 'cribs' to invade.

With the Star Wars franchise getting ready to re-launch Disney style, apparently it was a good time to check out a Startrooper crib:

Go behind the scenes here:

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Motorhead Frontman Lemmy Kilmister’s Face Miraculously Appears on Pancake

It's been said that 'Lemmy is God,' and now we may have proof. Motorhead frontman Lemmy Kilmister's face has miraculously appeared on a pancake!

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Times Are Hard: Even the X-Men Face Layoffs [VIDEOS]

Superhero movie-fans rejoice! This weekend sees the release of the seventh flick in the X-Men francise, and if all goes as expected, it will be another summer blockbuster.

X-Men: Days of Future Past is the follow-up to X-Men: Firs

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New! From Ronco! It’s Rape Glasses! Sick and Yet Amusing [VIDEO - NSFW, MAYBE]

You have no idea how difficult this job is.  Hours a day pouring over website after website looking for something to amuse and entertain...myself.  Then talking on the radio for a couple of hours

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Jimmy Kimmel Live’s “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets” [VIDEOS]

As I've mentioned before, "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets" is one of my favorite segements on my favorite late night show, "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"

And since you've have made it to this page, apparently you, too, have found it amusing. That's why I have collected all the segments on one p

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Sophia Vergara’s Tweet Response on Jimmy Kimmel Live is a Jaw Dropper [VIDEO]

Hi. My name is Gonzo, and I'm a fan of Jimmy Kimmel. There I said it. That's step number one, right? Seriously, Kimmel has managed to consistently managed to crack my ass up since his days as "Jimmy the Sports Philosopher".

For my money, Kimmel's late night show is the best

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Evil Elmo Sings Drowning Pool’s ‘Bodies’ [VIDEO]

Normally, when I think Elmo, I think of a happy go lucky Red Fur Ball that likes to tickle kids. But, apparently, Elmo has an evil dark side. At a Karaoke competition in Washington DC this weekend, Elmo did a KILLER rendition of Drowning Pool's hit song 'Bodies'. Check it out!

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Guys Raise Money For Charity By Making Chicks Ride A Sybian [VIDEO]

We are all at about the Charitable causes here at 99X. We team up the the LA State Police, Scot's Cycles, and all sorts of places to help raise money for various causes, but this may just be the greatest idea to raise money ever! A group of guys got together and got chicks to ride a Sybian and raise money/awareness for female circumcision

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Will Ferrell + Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Chad Smith To Stage Drum Battle on ‘The Tonight Show’

The drum-off between funnyman Will Ferrell and Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith has been months in the making, and while the copious trash talk between the two has been entertaining to say the least, it’s time to get down to business.

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How Would The US Air Force Handle An Attack From Godzilla?

As you may have heard, there is a new Godzilla movie hitting theaters in the next couple of weeks. And as far fetched and ridiculous as an attack from a huge, over grown lizard sounds, it is always best to be prepared, right? In the trailer for the new movie, it looks like the US Air Force is fighting a losing battle. But would that happen in real life? I know a lot of guys out at Barksdale Air Force Base and those guys are some tough SOBs! If those guys can't stop Godzilla, no one can right? Well, here is what the real USAF would do in the event of an attack from Godzilla!

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Paranormal Prank on a Friend

Do you have a friend who loves to play pranks? Well, just hope they never see this video. This prank worked so well I think the guy they pranked might have had an asthma attack!

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The Most Messed Up Mother’s Day Commercial Ever [VIDEO]

Mother's Day is coming up this Sunday, and while millions of people are pondering what Mother's Day gift they'll be giving to dear old Mom, apparently others are thinking about becoming one.

I have no idea what they are saying in this commercial for “Desigual” - a women's clothing line based in Spain - but the EVIL plot that unfolds in a mere twenty seconds is definitely not lost in the translation

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