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Here Is Your Official Steak and BJ Day Playlist From 99X [VIDEO]

Today, March 14th, is the GREATEST holiday known to man: Steak and BJ Day! If you don't know what Steak and BJ Day is...well you can read all about it right here.

Here are our favorite jams to help your ole lady get down!

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KTLA Weather Man Makes a Huge On-Air Blunder

A weather man out of Los Angeles made a rather large blunder the other day when teasing his weather segment in the local news' opening.  He claimed that a marathon runner had very nice "bitties..."  We added the "b."  He then tries to back track and say "tennies," referring to her shoes.  We aren't fooled, weather guy.  No way, no how!  You were talking about her breasts!

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Category: Funny, Videos, Weather
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What is This? Two Lips in a Trombone

Before you get up in arms over what this COULD be. What is this? Is it funny, gross or interesting? Or do you have a dirty mind?

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13 Dumb Sex Tips From The Internet [FBHW]

The guys came across a TruTV article that highlights 13 dumb sex tips from all over the internet.  The list takes sex advise from sources like Yahoo Answers, Cosmopolitan, and Men's Health.  The tips and tricks that are featured seem to be not to well thought out.  Several of the tips are completely off the wall, and only the kinkiest of individuals would seem to enjoy it.

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Brazilian Sex Doll’s Virginity Being Auctioned Off

In a sleazy underworld full of throbbing perversion, there is a counterculture of sex fiend that exists, which not only wishes to engage in the nipple-biting taboos of the flesh, but they are also willing to drop their life savings trying to obtain such unusual fruits of Babylon – or in this case, Brazil. 

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Category: Funny, Sex, Weird News
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Cooking Has Never Been Sexier Than With These Video Game-Inspired Aprons

Are you one of those lucky guys who has a girlfriend or wife that actually enjoys cooking for you? These sexy and nerdy video game aprons will help make sure your dinner isn't the only thing that's hot in the kitchen.

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Category: Funny, Nerdy, Photos, Video Games
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Man Arrested After Breaking Into Restaurant, Eating 16 Slices of Pie and Falling Asleep

A man broke into a Baltimore fast-food restaurant last month and ate 16 slices of pie before falling asleep and being captured, police say. Baltimore police responded to a break-in at a Popeye's chicken restaurant on Feb. 19, whereupon they found a 62-year-old man asleep on the floor of the establishme

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Haughton Man Attacks Father With Cookie Cake

Kenneth Fulmer didn't have a very happy birthday. Bossier Parish Sheriff's spokesman Lieutenant Bill Davis says the 44-year-old Haughton man got into an argument with his neighbor over a dog, went drinking and came home to attack his father with an unlikely weapon: a cookie cake.

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Here’s a GIF of One Direction’s Harry Styles Getting Hit in the Crotch With a Shoe

Okay, so maybe that's not the most graceful headline. But you didn't come here for grace. You came here to see that one guy from One Direction get hit in the junk with a shoe. Over and over again. You won't be disappointed. (Check out the video above.)

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Pantera’s Classic Songs Turned Into Lullabies by Twinkle Twinkle Little Rock Star

Pantera's music has long served as inspiration for knocking somebody out, but for parents seeking a more responsible method to put their kids to sleep, a new CD, 'Lullaby Versions of Pantera,' has just been released by Twinkle Twinkle Little Rock Star.

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Prehistoric Perversion — 4,000 Year Old Pornography Is Downright Kinky

Neck-biting boner lust, bisexuality and headless orgies are apparently pretty old news, judging from these ancient pornographic images that date back to nearly 4,000 years ago. We always knew Captain Caveman was secretly a freak.

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YouTube Hair Tutorial Goes Terribly Wrong

Hopefully anybody who's tempted to watch this for actual advice watches all the way through first, rather than just follow along.

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