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5 Scary, Creepy and Unsettling Things About Christmas

Christmas is the time of giving and families, but it also has a darker side.

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Sex is More Fun Naked: Best TV Commercial Ever [VIDEO]

Keep your Clydesdales, your insurance lizards, and that damned AFLAC duck. Aside from the Allstate Mayhem commercials, this Australian commercial for Naked condoms could be the greatest piece of marketing ever! Why d

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Samuel L. Jackson, Tobey Maguire and Arcade Fire Join Zach Galifianakis For a ‘Between Two Ferns’ Holiday Special

The 'Between Two Ferns' web series is one of the most consistently hilarious on the internet; the only downside being that Zach Galifianakis and crew make so few of them (the last one was back in September with guest Justin Bieber). Well, to make up for their absence, 'Between Two Ferns' is back with a jam-packed holiday special with Tobey Maguire, Samuel L. Jackson and even a musical guest, Arcade Fire.

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The Holderness Family Grabs National Attention with Funny Christmas Rap Video

Well, this is one way to spread holiday cheer. The Holdernesses, an actual family, have created a Christmas greeting card video called 'Xmas Jammies' that has viral written all over it. But that's sort of the point.

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These Guys From Australia Know How To Party

You know its a party when someone whips out a tazer. Booze and electricity. Yep. Holy moly these guys are nuts, they're tazing themselves and each other. I can honestly say I've never seen anything as insanely awesome as what goes on during this video

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ACLU Debuts New Parody Christmas Carol ‘The NSA is Coming to Town’

With Christmas music in the air and the holiday season around us, many long to create the next great Christmas carol. Add in the NSA spying programs, and you might have yourself a hit.

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10 More Crazy Sex Laws You’re Probably Breaking Right Now

Earlier we told you about 10 crazy sex laws that actually exist. In that piece of journalistic excellence, we examined just where you CAN'T get away with porking fat animals, drinking, shooting your gun, or swearing while between the sheets. How can it get any crazier than that? You'd be surprised.

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91-Year-Old ‘Dracula’ Legend Christopher Lee Releases ‘A Heavy Metal Christmas Too’

We metalheads love to argue about music. There's absolutely nothing that we can all agree upon, except for one thing … Christopher Lee is the man! The 91-year-old has released two heavy metal albums, singing in a powerful baritone while his backing band shreds around him. Lee's newest metal offerings are re-imagined classics of 'Jingle Bells' and the Frank Sinatra classic 'My Way.'

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The Most Metal Christmas Greeting Card of 2013

I don't know anything about the couple other than they rock. I guess their relationship is based on compromise. She wanted Christmas pictures with the cats, and he wanted corpse makeup.

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Chicago Bears QB Josh McCown Makes No Sense Whatsoever in Bizarre Anti-Porn PSA [VIDEO]

Chicago Bears quarterback Josh McCown is enjoying a renaissance of sorts filling in for Jay Cutler, but it's some off-the-field work that is really raising eyebrows.

In this 2011 PSA for the porn recovery group XXXchurch, McCown does his best to explain the dangers of l

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Funny Zombie Christmas Cards Feature Undead Santa Claus, ‘Walking Dead’ Characters + More

Zombies and Christmas: two great things that go great together. What better way to celebrate the holiday than with zombie Christmas cards? This collection of actual Christmas cards morbidly celebrates all things undead -- from zombie Santa Claus to 'The Walking Dead' favorites Daryl Dixon and Michonne.

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5 Hilarious Calls Made to the Butterball Turkey Hotline

We aren’t all master chefs accustomed to cooking huge meals for dozens people, so the kind folks at Butterball have been answering all our Thanksgiving-turkey-cooking-related questions for years. And during that time, they've had some funny calls.

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