Seriously, can the Japanese get any weirder? Their newest invention is the Sex Doll Boob Drinking fountain. Exactly what you are thinking is what this thing is. Basically, if you want to drink, you grope and fondle the ladies breast to get the fountain pumping and fill up your cup. You know...because that's not weird or uncomfortable at house parties.
And the best part: you can live out your creepy, Buffalo Bill fantasies for the low, low price of 5 grand!