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Pussy Riot Plus Stephen Colbert Equals Sarcastic Fun-Fest [VIDEO]

Nadya Tolokonnikova and Masha Alyokhina have a band. It's called Pussy Riot. Maybe you've heard of them? They made international news after they were locked up in a Russian prison for a protest against President Vladimir Putin a couple of years ago. Sounds like a plot for a great B-movie, doesn't it?

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Women In Sweden Get Drunk and Go Skiing in Their Underwear with Cows [VIDEO]

Now, I'm not really sure what the hell is going on in Sweden, but I'm kind of digging it. A video has surfaced online of a couple of chicks in Sweden getting liquored up on Moonshine and skiing with cows. It's really weird and kind of arousing.

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Apparently, Vagina Weightlifting Is a Thing and It’s Good For You — Maybe [VIDEO]

There have been tons of feminine health fads to come and go over the years, but this may be the strangest one ever! Sex Coach Kim Anami suggest that the only way women can truly be the best they can be is by strengthening their vaginas. And how does one strengthen their vagina? Vagina weightlifting, of course! 

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Introducing the Worst Invention Ever: The Boob Apron! [NSFW VIDEO]

OK, so the Cami Secret has been around for a year or two, so "introducing" is taking some literary freedom. But even a year or two down the road, it's still the worst invention ever. However, this may be the funniest, bladder-emptying commercial parody I've ever seen!

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Watch Master Debaters: Marijuana Vs. Crystal Meth [VIDEO]

By now, nearly every adult in America knows the difference between the depraved behaviors of the drug addict hooked on a Nazi fight drug called crystal meth and the laid back demeanor of the neighborhood pothead

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Epic Fail: Guy Gets a Denver Broncos Super Bowl XLVIII Champs Tattoo [PHOTO]

Talk about premature celebration. One loyal Denver Broncos fan was a little too confident about his team's chances of winning the Super Bowl, getting a very prominent Denver Broncos tattoo on his back that proclaimed them Super Bowl XLVIII Champs.

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Georgia Lawyer Brings the Metal to Eye-Catching Local Super Bowl Commercial

Many would say last night's Super Bowl was a thrashing. However, no play executed on that field compares to the beatdown that personal injury lawyer Jamie Casino will inflict in a court of law. The Georgia-based attorney bought out a full two minutes of Super Bowl commercial time so locals could witness how bad ass he is -- using metal music to hammer the point home.

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Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas That Don’t Suck

Guys, let's face it -- there are two days you CAN'T screw up when it comes to your old lady: her birthday and Valentine's Day. You drop the ball on either of these days and not only are you not getting laid for a couple of months, but you'll be living in fear of imminent castration.

So, to make your lady happy and ensure the safety of your precious member, here are some Valentine's Day gifts that don't suck! Your woman (and penis) will thank me later!

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Nikki Sixx Offers Justin Bieber Career Advice

As anybody who has watched cable news in the past week or so knows, Justin Bieber has been having a hard time of late. Busted for DUI and drag racing in Miami, he's also facing possible assault charges and other controversies. But help is on the way from an unlikely source -- one who has seen and done it all -- Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx.

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This Is a Trent Reznor Song. Not Really, But it Could Be [LYRIC VIDEO]

Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails is very serious about his music. He's won Academy Awards for it.  No one won anything for this. But it still kicks 9 kinds of ass. And it made me raff.

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Anna Kendrick Stars in the Best Super Bowl Beer Commercial You’ll Never See [VIDEO]

Anna Kendrick Stars in the Best Super Bowl Beer Commercial You'll Never See. Because it's more like the behind-the-scenes look at not making a commercial that might have been in the Super Bowl, but it was never made, so it won't be. What?

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Where to Buy a Bacon & Eggs iPhone 5 Cover Just Like Tool’s Maynard J. Keenan’s

Earlier this month, Maynard Keenan posted a photo on Puscifer's Instagram showing his brand-spankin'-new sleeve tattoo. Those that payed attention to these things probably noticed Maynard's feisty fried-egg and bacon iPhone cover, and thought to themselves: "Wow, I wish I could be cool like Maynard and have a fried-egg and bacon iPhone cover!"

Well, you can! After exhaustive research and personal expense, I have found the very cover that Maynard's phone sports in that photo.

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