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Can’t Pick Between Romney & Obama? Maybe This Epic Rap Battle Will Help You Decide [VIDEO]

Let's face it, it's going to be HARD to vote for Obama or Romney in this year's election. They both suck major donkey balls. Basically, the only questions left with this election is 'how hard do I want get screwed?' and 'will Anal Eze be provided?'. So, yeah, we're totally and utterly f**ked.

So, since it's a dead heat in the sh*t pile, we need something to swing us one way or the other. Could the deciding factor be this Epic Rap Battle? You decide...And I guess you could always put me as your write in vote.

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Need Proof White Women Can’t Rap? Roll The Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz Clip [VIDEO]

Everyone's favorite drunken, slutty, mediocre comedian Chelsea Handler is getting a new studio for her show. Exciting stuff.

To welcome Chelsea to her new digs, Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz got together to make a rap song in her honor...and it is HORRIBLE to say the least. You can check out this trainwreck after the jump. Be warned, you may need a bottle of vodka and ear plugs.

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Which Phone Blends Best? – iPhone 5 vs Galaxy S3 [VIDEO]

Watch as these two popular phones go head to head in a blend off.  That's right, this guy throws them in to a Blendtec Blender and you get to watch as they get torn to shreds.  See which phone holds up the longest and which one bites the dust (then turns to dust!).

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News Anchors Talk Dirty On-Air [VIDEO]

They're hired to looked good and enunciate clearly while delivering the news/sports/weather. Maybe keeping it clean wasn't part of the contract. Check out some HI-LAR-I-OUS TV News faux pas here:

And how about some not-so-dirty memorable f@#* ups:

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Trailer For Seven PsychoCATS – In Theaters Nowhere. [NSFW VIDEO]

Unless you've just popped your head out from your cave, chances are you've seen commercials for the new movie 'Seven Psychopaths'. I have been frothing at the mouth to see that movie...but now...I have a strange fascination to see th

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Crazy Asian TV Commercial of the Day: OK Cash

I have no idea what this point of this commercial is, other than seeing things that look like bukake on this young lady's face.

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Steel Panther Gives Good PSA [VIDEO]

It doesn't matter where you go or what you do, you are bound to run into some sort of Public Service Announcement. And, at least for me, the two words that pop into my head when I hear or see a PSA is hypocritical & bulls**t. Most of the time it's some celebrity with a history of drug abuse trying to tell you not to do drugs. What a crock! However, to relieve our PSA woes, Steel Panther are to the rescue with Metal PSAs we can can actually use. Enjoy!

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Feeling Lonely? Enter the Air Sex World Championships [VIDEO]

Are you a lonely guy or gal? Do you play excessive amounts of World of Warcraft and masturbate a lot because no other human being will touch you? Well, if you answered 'Yes' to any of these questions and you are good at humping yourself (or nothing at all) you need to check out the Air Sex World Championships. It's like air guitar for your junk.

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Bar Refaeli Wants to Make a Sex Tape, Seeks Kickstarter Donations [VIDEO]

Bar Refaeli needs your help. The world famous model/actress/DiCaprio beard wants to make a sex tape, but with the economy in the toilet, she doesn't have the disposable cash to finance a quality project. But, with a little help from Kickstarter - and you - she can make her dreams - and mine - come true.

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Bad Tattoo Wednesday: Baby Hand

Take a close look. At first glance, it looks like a small hand gripping a unit at the end of a long "pope punching" fest...you would be wrong.

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GWAR Covers ‘Carry On Wayward Son,’ Hilarity Ensues [VIDEO]

Grammy Award winning costumed metal band GWAR has replaced gone-but-not-forgotten guitarist Flattus Maximus, and chose AV Club's cover series to unleash Pustulus Maximus on the masses. Watch his blazing fretwork as GWAR takes on Kansas' 'Carry On Wayward Son'

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Crazy Asian TV Commercial of the Day: Some Kind of Candy. I Didn’t Pay Attention & You Won’t Either

Elements of a GREAT TV commercial.

  1. One HOT spokes woman
  2. One Bikini
  3. Very little support for the top
  4. Lots of jumping and bouncing

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