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Life Skills: How to Death Metal [Video]

Hey man, if you have three minutes, you can learn how to be the most bad-ass death metal guitar player of all time. OF ALL TIME! Your teacher today is John from Super Quest and he's going to teach you how to shred.

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7-Month-Old Baby Rages To Pantera – Best of YouTube

Here we come, reach for your...pacifier!? That's right, everyone, this baby loves Pantera! With the devastating hit 'Cowboys From Hell' blasting in the background, this little one can't resist getting antsy to some metal. There's no denying Pantera's music makes you want to break things, so luckily this baby was restrained!

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The Ultimate Way to Tip a Stripper or Hot Waitress: The $5 Star

"Making it rain" is so overdone. The next time you and the boys go to the strip club, why not do a little prep work and tip that stripper in style? Ninja style, that is.

Here's video on how to turn 5 dollar bills into a star. You'll be memorable as the dollar star guy, which is way cooler than creepy dude with the stinky one.

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Steel Panther Party Like It’s The End of the World [VIDEO]

Steel Panther have been pretty busy lately. Not only did they just release a live DVD and launch Steel PantherTV on YouTube. But last but not least, the Panther is set to release their brand new album 'All You Can Eat' Spring 2014!

And with a new album coming, that means a new single, 'Party Like Tomorrow Is The End of the World'!

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Who Is on Your Zombie Apocalypse Team? Find Out Here

Would you be able to survive the zombie apocalypse? What if you had Doctor Who, Miley Cyrus and Batman as fellow survivors?

The aficionados of all things undead at the Facebook page WFLZombies have created an awesome birthday game chart that provides you with a team of fellow zombie slayers based on your birth date, month and the color shirt you're wearing. It's completely unscientific, and we love it!

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Meet Pierre the Pelican, the New (and Creepy) Pelicans Mascot

The New Orleans Pelicans unveiled their new mascot, Pierre the Pelican, to widespread approval cries of abject terror last week. Wondering why his mouth is so wide? So he can more easily swallow your soul, of course!

Joking aside, basketball fans on Twitter had some hilarious reactions to the curious mascot choice for the Pelicans, who not only changed their team name recently but their uniform, too.

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See What It Sounds Like When a Camel Sings Death Metal [Video]

OK, we admit this video is a little old. But it's new to us. It's a camel making a crazy noise that sounds similar to what you'd hear in a death metal song. The headbanging camel's scream is looped and the music from Lamb of God's song "Again We Rise" is placed under it for a perfect mix of funny and scary.

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Watch Marilyn Manson’s Bizarre, Out-of-Character ‘Eastbound and Down’ Cameo

We'd known of some impressive guest stars to throw heat during 'Eastbound & Down''s ongoing fourth and final season, but the latest could prove the strangest yet. Shock rocker Marilyn Manson dropped by this past Sunday's "Chapter 27" for a brief cameo as someone other than himself, perhaps even more unusually than his recent 'Talking Dead' appearance.

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Call of Duty: Ghosts Unboxing Videos Remind Us People Will Make Videos About Anything

Let's be honest: video game unboxing videos are Kindergarten show-and-tell for nerds. With Call of Duty: Ghosts hitting store shelves on Nov. 5, it's that time of year when CoD commentators (and the folks who've scored a copy through more nefarious means) show off how really, really excited they are for Ghosts by filming themselves removing the shrink wrap from the game box and opening it on video. So exciting!

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Glow-in-the-Dark Ice Cream Is the World’s Most Unnecessary Food Sensation

Here’s a food that deserves glowing reviews.

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Overly-Enthused Biohacker Implants Large Chip in His Arm Without Doctors [VIDEO]

Body modification is being taken to a whole new level.

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Man Actually Arrested for Failing to Return Library Book [VIDEO]

This is one for the books.

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