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Are These a Man’s Hands or a Woman’s Hands? [POLL]

Hands. We all have them. Two, in fact. Well, except for Captain Hook, Merle Dixon from "The Walking Dead" and that dude from "127 Hours." (Too soon?) But not all hands are created equal -- some guys have dainty feminine hands, and then there are ladies out there with sizable man paws.

We received this random picture of somebody's hands and just couldn't figure out if the mitts belonged to a man or a woman. What do you think?

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Woman Jailed After Beating Boyfriend Who Failed To Bring Her to Orgasm

The sexual biology of men vs. women is kind of a cruel joke, in that it's generally a lot easier for a guy to orgasm from intercourse. And when a guy's done, well, he's done.

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The Hilarious and Scary Insanity of Shreveport’s ‘Rants & Raves’ Craigslist Page

Craigslist's aptly named Rants & Raves section is a perfect storm of misplaced anger, racism and, very occasionally, helpful tips. It's where you go when you want to get something off your chest, but definitely don't want anyone to know you said it. So basically, it's like everything on the Internet. Shreveport's own Rants & Raves page is no different.

Check out some of the funniest, craziest posts made by disgruntled locals about topics such as illegal immigration, road construction and property taxes.

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Pause and Toss: Lauren Graham

 

 

"Bad Santa" was one of the best Christmas movies of all time. Why? Because it showed the true mall Santa Claus for what he is. One of the best parts is that Lauren Graham has a thing for the Jolly Old Elf. The bad part...that Jolly Old Elf is Billy Bob Thornton.

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Bah Humbug! Here Is a List of the Best Anti-Christmas Songs

Call me Scrooge, a dick or whatever else you want, but I hate Christmas. It's not one thing in particular, but the collective of all the horrible things that go along with Christmas: eggnog, company parties, family get-togethers, not being able to get anything important done, tolerating neighbors' stupid light displays and crappy Christmas carols, reflecting on life and loss in general...the list can literally go on FOREVER!

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6 Awesome Ways To Crack Open A Beer Without A Bottle Opener [VIDEO]

Holiday Season is right around the corner which means a lot of miserable family dinners, interacting with loved ones (I use that term loosely) and putting up with Grandpa crapping his pants and telling you all his old war stories even though he was never even in the military

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The Funniest Black Friday Memes

It's Black Friday, and you know what that means -- hiding in your home away from the world while people desperately claw at each other's faces to buy a Wii U for their kid. The madness is not for everybody. Some of us like to eat cold turkey all day and wonder how a person could be so hungover. For those of us who would rather spend time with our TVs watching 'Star Wars' than rioting over discounted athletic socks, we present these Black Friday memes to make you feel like you've made the right choice.

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Watch Thanksgiving According to Larry David

We may not have hundreds of millions of dollars, but that doesn't mean that our Thanksgivings aren't just like the ones Larry David used to have with his family. Here's an adorable cartoon from the grump behind 'Seinfeld' and 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' that pretty much sums up what it's like to have Thanksgiving dinner with the fam

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Check Out This Ridiculously Gruesome Cranberry Commercial

Thanksgiving isn't just about the turkey-- there's also cranberry sauce. Those poor, poor cranberries. Here's a hilarious (NSFW) commercial parody by comedian Sam Kim about how cruel a process they must endure to become so very, very delici

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The Funniest Memes for Thanksgiving 2012

It's that time again. Thanksgiving -- you eat until you're sick, post endless "artsy" photos of your sweet potato gratin on Facebook and drink as much as you can so you can deal with your Uncle Rick. Before descending into pure turkey madness, purvey these memes, and perhaps the memory of them will get you through the annual lecture on what "those politicians up on Capitol Hill" are really "up to."

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See How Ozzy Osbourne, Kiss and Other Rockers Celebrate Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is the time when we get together with our families, stuff ourselves with good food and then sleep for a full day. Rock stars are no different. However, we'd like to pretend they carry their raucous on-stage antics into the dining room for the big feast.

Here's how we think KISS frontman Gene Simmons, Jackyl's Jesse James Dupree and more of your favorite rockers celebrate Thanksgiving.

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Heat Up Your Thanksgiving Dinner with This Recipe for S&Mashed Potatoes

Thanksgiving is a stressful day full of overbearing family members, loud kids and way too much cooking. But that doesn't mean you can't have a little dirty fun when no one is looking.

Here are some sexy cooking instructions for one of my favorite Thanksgiving dishes: S&Mashed potatoes.

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