Looks like somebody took the band up on their wildly preposterous (and expensive) offer to take the bespectacled frontman on a bird-watching trip to an island in the sun.
What you see above is a new TV spot for Deadpool, which promises all the violence and mayhem and profanity that should come with a proper adaptation of the beloved comic book character. Unfortunately for fans in China, it’s that content in particular that’s keeping the film from hitting theaters in their country.
On her page, she explains how she spent all of her money on purchasing tickets for the billion dollar plus prize, because she "was certain" she would win the largest lottery jackpot ever.
Let's play a fun game. Let us try to figure out why these two hate each other. We can even make this multiple choice. Let's do it before you watch the video:
They both really want to sleep with each other, but can't admit it
They DID sleep with each other, and it got weird
The dude slept with her daughter
She slept with his dad
Ok, I'm starting to realize that this probably centers around someon
I honestly don't know if I trust Chris Pratt. I've struggled with this concept for a while now. Everything seems to 'right' with him. He's too good at things, and he lost a bunch of weight to become a superhero, and it all just doesn't feel right with me...
Maybe I shouldn't assume he's a douche just off this video, but the odds are certainly in my favor. After watching him tool around, and seeing his douche-rocket buddy try to seduce the camera with his faux-macho sensibilities, I'm going to safely say this is a foreign-born, trust-fund halfwit looking to spend some of daddy's money...
Ever since I saw his WWE debut back-in-the-day, I've been a HUGE Chris Jericho fan. Way before he had his own rock band (Fozzy), way before he was a WWE Champion, when he was just 'Lionheart'.
Over the years, Jericho has gone on to become a living pro-wrestling legend...