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Federal Worker Formally Reprimanded For Flatulence

An unnamed Federal worker has been making a stink at work. Now the man's flatulence is part of a five-page official reprimand that details his long history of offensive odor.

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Anne Hathaway & Samuel L. Jackson Celebrate Christmas With Slaves and Hos [VIDEO]

When you think of Christmas, generally vision of sugar plums and fat bastards dance through your head. But this Christmas, thanks to Anne Hathaway and Sam Jackson, it's all about hos, slaves, and sadness. Watch this great Funny or Die video and try not to spill your egg nog. 

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Holiday Christmas Light Sabotage! [VIDEO]

The stockings are hung. The coco is hot. The music is blaring. But just because Christmas is here doesn't necessarily mean that it's time to be jolly. Some folks are downright pissed at Santa (and/or their bosses, lives, etc.).

Here is a darling little video of some...interesting uses for Christmas lights. Enjoy! (You get bonus points if you can keep track of all the sexual innuendos.)

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Dumbass of the Day

Let's just say you wanted to be an idiot and try to rob a convenience store, here is how you know that you have received a "FAIL."

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Dropkick Murphys Release a Christmas Song That Doesn’t Suck [VIDEO]

 

Every year, starting around Thanksgiving, everybody starts releasing their horrible Christmas songs (yes, I am looking at you Scott Weiland), but this year we actually get a Christmas song worth listening to courtesy of the Dropkick Murphys!

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Move Over Movember… Say Hello Decembeaver [VIDEO]

Well Movember is finally over. So, just as we are shaving off our mustaches to look like normal human beings again, the lady folks just had to swoop in and ruin our good times (as usual) with their own non-shaving campaign called Decembeaver! And yes, you guessed it, it's a whole month for women to get their bearded clam on. God help us all...

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Human Tissue China Plates Are The Gift That Keep Giving This Holiday Season

With Christmas being right around the corner, chances are you'll be having holiday guests and family coming over and ruining your life. But this holiday season you can kill two birds with one stone. Not only can you have some decent dishware, but you can have the joy of watching your in-laws lick your balls clean!

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Bossier City Police Arrest Walter White Look-Alike for — You Guessed It — Drug Possession

We aren't sure if 42-year-old James Field of Shreveport looks up to AMC's hit show "Breaking Bad" protagonist Walter White or if this is just a funny coincidence.

Judging from Field's recent booking photo, we'd bet dollars to dime bags that his look was at least a little inspired by Bryan Cranston's portrayal of a high school chemistry teacher turned meth cooker -- from the completely shaved head right down to the glasses and goatee.

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Nickelback Meets Instagram in ‘Photograph’ Song Parody [VIDEO]

Nickelback.  The band you love to hate. Instagram.  The home of the most mind-numbingly stupid photos.  Yes, I know, your best friend took that pic of her dog's pedicure, but that doesn't make it - or her - any less stupid.

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Check Out These Funny ‘Walking Dead’ Governor Memes

The mid-season finale of "The Walking Dead"'s so-far stellar third season ended with quite the cliffhanger, but what most people are talking about is the gruesome fight between the villainous Governor and zombie-killing samurai Michonne. Without spoiling too much, let's just say he lost something...important.

Of course, we can't resist making fun of the brutal injury, so check out some funny memes made by our fellow Walking Dead fans. And in case it wasn't obvious: SPOILERS.

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Are These a Man’s Hands or a Woman’s Hands? [POLL]

Hands. We all have them. Two, in fact. Well, except for Captain Hook, Merle Dixon from "The Walking Dead" and that dude from "127 Hours." (Too soon?) But not all hands are created equal -- some guys have dainty feminine hands, and then there are ladies out there with sizable man paws.

We received this random picture of somebody's hands and just couldn't figure out if the mitts belonged to a man or a woman. What do you think?

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Woman Jailed After Beating Boyfriend Who Failed To Bring Her to Orgasm

The sexual biology of men vs. women is kind of a cruel joke, in that it's generally a lot easier for a guy to orgasm from intercourse. And when a guy's done, well, he's done.

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