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World's Greatest Job — Breast Fluffer [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

gonzo — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:25:02 +0000

This guy (who from all indications is hopelessly gay) may have the best gig in the world. Other than Puff's. Ok, just forget may have. There's no doubt that he HAS the best gig in the world.

Victoria's Secret minx Adriana Lima was recently in St. Barts on a shoot, when this guy pops up performing the enviable task of arranging her fun bags so they look just right. And since they look just right in every photo she's ever been in, obviously Herve here is a very busy, and very happy, man. (Well, he would be happy if he weren't obviously, hopelessly gay.)

Black Sabbath Drummer Bill Ward Threatens To Halt Band's Reunion

Graham "Gruhamed" Hartmann — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:16:43 +0000

More unfortunate news coming from the Black Sabbath camp regarding their 2012 reunion. Drummer Bill Ward has released an official statement, threatening to nix the Black Sabbath reunion due to his belief that he isn’t being financially compensated fairly for his presence and abilities.

And The Award For The Most Creative Homeless Sign Goes To…[PHOTOS]

gonzo — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 20:00:33 +0000

We’ve all seen them. The homeless (or ALLEGED homeless) guy at the intersection with his cardboard sign, asking for your cash. I admit, I’m a sucker for “Vietnam Vet…Homeless…Need $$ to get home to see my dying mother” (Although I am baffled at how a 35-year-old guy…toothless or not…could be a Vietnam vet. But, that’s [...]

The Public Agrees, About $150,000 a Year Makes You 'Rich' — Survey of the Day

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 11:00:26 +0000

In light of the Occupy Wall Street movement focusing attention on the “one percent” and the debate over raising taxes on the wealthy, Gallup asked 1,012 adults how much money they would need to make a year in order to consider themselves rich.

Hallmark Sympathy Cards for the Unemployed

Shauna Wright — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 17:45:41 +0000

With the US unemployment rate hovering around nine percent, it’s nice to know someone‘s business is thriving. In this case, that someone is Hallmark, which recently began selling sympathy cards aimed at those who’ve lost jobs. In the past, Hallmark produced cards expressing condolences to those who suffered through the Great Depression, military draftees and [...]

Raleigh, NC Is the Best City to Live — Did Shreveport Make the Top 20?

Jeremy Taylor — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 10:55:27 +0000

The 377,487 residents of Raleigh, the state capital of North Carolina, have something to cheer about as their city has been rated the number one city to live in the nation by Businessweek.com’s first-ever ranking of America’s Best Cities. The rankings were created by looking at 16 factors, including the number of nightlife and cultural [...]

99X's Hard Working Hotties

99xstaff — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 05:00:15 +0000

There’s nothin’ finer than a hot chick that isn’t afraid to get her hands dirty. We want to recognize our Hard Workin’ Hotties, and we’re giving FREE CONCERT TICKETS FOR A YEAR to the Hardest Workin’ Hottie! If you’re a Hard Workin’ Hottie, submit a couple of shots of yourself working hard. And being [...]

Biohazard Puts Out a Public Call for a New Lead Singer

Shauna Wright — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 20:41:03 +0000

Wanna be a rock star? Biohazard has announced it’s holding open auditions to replace lead singer and founding member Evan Seinfeld, who departed in June. A statement from the group reads: “ATTENTION SINGERS!!! You think you got what it takes to be one of the voices for Biohazard? Send us your music, videos, links, etc., [...]

Conan O'Brien Considers Replacing His Band With a Smooth Jazz Trio [VIDEO]

Don Deane — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 15:36:08 +0000

In this rehearsal outtake from ‘Conan,’ Conan O’Brien considers paring his band down to a trio in order to save cash. “God, I wish we had a smooth jazz trio,” complained O’Brien. “Think of the money we’d save!” The late-night host considers which of the musicians he’d fire and which he’d keep, to the chagrin [...]

Celebrity Summer Jobs – From Grave-Digging to Dairy Queen

Chip Sandalwood — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 16:13:46 +0000

Before they made their millions, many celebrities settled for minimum wage. Though it’s hard to imagine it now, what with their expensive houses, cars and vacations, people like Amy Adams, Gwen Stefani and Brad Pitt actually worked at restaurants, salons and, in the case of ‘Law & Order: SVU’ star Christopher Meloni, the morgue. Here’s [...]