I'm going to be straight here. I don't get soccer (or as the rest of the world calls it, futbol). This is a sport? A bunch of guys jogging. Face it soccer fans, you're watching a bunch of guys jog up and down the field. Oh, wait! He kicked the ball! More jogging. Yawn.
But for the rest of the world, where the NFL is just a dream, and all their best hockey players have left their respective countries to join the NHL, this soccer...uh, excuse me, FUTBOL...is a big deal. They riot over games, kill each other over games, and in the case of Chilean porn star Marlen Doll, bang random strangers for twelve straight hours over games.