I'm not a big porn guy but there is one pornstar I have become mighty fond of recently, April O'Neil. If that name sounds familiar, it's because she lifted the name as an homage to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Like I said, I'm not really to porn, but April intrigues me. Not only is she hot, but she's into comic books, Dr. Who, and all the other stuff that usually prevents dudes from getting laid. She's the rarest breed of woman: a hot nerdy woman. And you know what I say about hot nerd chicks? They are like unicorns...unicorns you can bang!