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The man who lit up the internet and every milksop moron who believes it's cruel to call a punk a punk is considering a go at public office. Captain Clay Higgins, who set the internet ablaze with his Crimestoppers video in which he used the term 'animal', 'punk', and 'rag doll' when talking about the Gremlin street gang of punks, animals, and rag dolls, has released a new video outlining his thoughts on what ails our country and what we should do to fix it.  ''Essentially the video is sort of a reflection of my honest, heartfelt opinion about some of the challenges our country faces."

Captain Higgins was forced to resign from his position with the St. Landry sheriff's office because the eunuchs there showed him less support than Honey Boo Boo's mama's girdle. He is now a City Marshal with the city of Lafayette, and continues to marvel at the support he has received from all over the state, and the country.  "I continue to be amazed and humbled by the very kind response by the people of Acadiana, and Louisiana, and across the country.'', adding, ''At this time I just want to prayfully reflect upon the response of my fellow Americans to my feelings on these things.''

If he does decide to run, he will make the announcement sometime next week.

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