Bathrooms: Glorious Sex Paradise or Imminent Death Trap?
A new study by the Centers for Disease Control finds that the bathroom is a much more dangerous place that we suspected. It found that Americans age 15 and up make about 240,000 emergency room visits a year because of injuries sustained in the bathroom. That’s about 640 a day.
The elderly are most susceptible, but it happens to all ages (especially teenage boys who spend an inordinate amount of time in the shower). About 80 percent of the injuries are due to slips and falls.
The CDC says there are several reasons why the bathroom is the most dangerous room in the house. For instance, the heat can make some people dizzy, tile is often wet and slippery, and it has a lot of hard surfaces to bang into (including your girlfriend). Not to mention the tragic results that occur when guys try to dye their own hair.
Although, in my humble opinion, even with all the injury and tragic loss that happens in the bathroom, it’s still the best room to have sex in!